I'm a dicklet after all

[Michael Myers]

Long story short, I measured my erect penis at various points.

I'll post the measurements when I wake up.

It was difficult to try and take measurements while trying to stay hard. I basically became softer as soon as I stopped touching muh dick.

Joever for my PIED.

 

[WeiWei]

Time for BBC

 

[gooner23]

imagine being haunted by your own cock

 

[Michael Myers]

Time for BBC

Time to get into SPH.

 

[Michael Myers]

imagine being haunted by your own cock

I'm actually relieved, believe it or not. I believe ideal penis is average (5 x 4.5).

 

[WeiWei]

Time to get into SPH.

cuckmaxxing?

 

[Michael Myers]

cuckmaxxing?

Maybe I should PEmaxx so we can be dick twins.

 

[noobs]

it was difficult to try and take measurements while trying to stay hard.

massive cope

 

[Michael Myers]

massive cope

I jerk off multiple times everyday and I have been doing that for years. I definitely got some form of erectile dysfunction.

 

[Bonecel01]

I jerk off multiple times everyday and I have been doing that for years. I definitely got some form of erectile dysfunction.

Stop it Gengar, your penis will grow a bit if you stop jerking off also higher T.

 

[Michael Myers]

Stop it Gengar, your penis will grow a bit if you stop jerking off also higher T.

It's the only way I know how to cope with being a 28 y/o khhv.

 

[Bonecel01]

It's the only way I know how to cope with being a 28 y/o khhv.

Yea, being 5 inches doesn't matter if you're not gonna use it. Probably if you find a girlfriend in your 30's she's not gonna care about it cuz she's ran through lol

 

[Michael Myers]

Yea, being 5 inches doesn't matter if you're not gonna use it. Probably if you find a girlfriend in your 30's she's not gonna care about it cuz she's ran through.

I may just stay single forever. Better incel than cuck.

 

[Danish_Smartass]

Maybe you should worry about being 28 yo virgin instead of your penis size

And didnt you already post your dick pic years ago

 

[RealNinja]

I jerk off multiple times everyday and I have been doing that for years. I definitely got some form of erectile dysfunction.

Quit gooning, retard. Do you even derive any pleasure from it at this point? Must be like brushing your teeth

 

[Michael Myers]

Maybe you should worry about being 28 yo virgin instead of your penis size

I used to worry because I thought it was too big.

And didnt you already post your dick pic years ago

I never have.

 

[Michael Myers]

Quit gooning, retard. Do you even derive any pleasure from it at this point? Must be like brushing your teeth

I actually do. The first ejaculation is the best. Normally I go 2-3x a day. I'm going for round 2 soon.

 

[Swarthy Knight]

If you're at least about 6x5 it's fine tbh don't listen to the BBC worshippers on here

 

[Danish_Smartass]

I used to worry because I thought it was too big.

I never have.

So whats the size

 

[Michael Myers]

If you're at least about 6x5 it's fine tbh don't listen to the BBC worshippers on here

NBP or BP? Yeah I'm not delulu when it comes to dick sizes but I went with my ruler measurements but I guess tape is more accurate.

So whats the size

I'll post when I wake up (gotta create suspense type of shit innit).

 

[Dicklet3incher]

JFL I'm a dicklet after all​

 

[BitchBoy]

Why are you doing this gay shit?

 

[Michael Myers]

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[Michael Myers]

Why are you doing this gay shit?

Science. Also it's not gay.

 

[n9wiff]

You are Indian in the Netherlands right?

 

[Michael Myers]

You are Indian in the Netherlands right?

Pakistani but yes. Born and raised here.

 

[n9wiff]

Pakistani but yes. Born and raised here.

Is it nice living there as an ethnic? I am Indian-chinese but my parents plan for me to migrate abroad, most probably to the EU or AU.

 

[Dream99]

Is it nice living there as an ethnic? I am Indian-chinese but my parents plan for me to migrate abroad, most probably to the EU or AU.

indian chinese? let me see ur face

 

[Michael Myers]

Is it nice living there as an ethnic? I am Indian-chinese but my parents plan for me to migrate abroad, most probably to the EU or AU.

Absolutely. This is probably the best country to live in if you want to live in the west.

 

[n9wiff]

indian chinese? let me see ur face

I am South Indian. I don't look Chinese at all, I just look like a North Indian.

Only Chinese trait I got is a flat face

Absolutely. This is probably the best country to live in if you want to live in the west.

I've heard it's very nice yeah because I have some Dutch ( From NL ) and they are very friendly.

Do you think my height will be an issue? This forum says 5 ft 10 is manlet height there. For reference I am 181cm

 

[Swarthy Knight]

NBP or BP? Yeah I'm not delulu when it comes to dick sizes but I went with my ruler measurements but I guess tape is more accurate.

If you're overweight then BP. Otherwise NBP.

BP is kinda cope imo. Not like you're gonna press into ur fat pad when showing foids your cock lol

 

[Michael Myers]

If you're overweight then BP. Otherwise NBP.

BP is kinda cope imo. Not like you're gonna press into ur fat pad when showing foids your cock lol

I’m currently leanmaxxing. From 85 kg @ 178 to 74 kg. Although BMI calculators say I went from overweight to a healthy weight, my fat storing genetics say otherwise. I still look chubby unfortunately. I agree that BP is cope, because there’s no way you are gonna be able to compress it to that extent while having sex. Even though guys say you can, it’s probably just to a degree at most.

 

[Michael Myers]

I've heard it's very nice yeah because I have some Dutch ( From NL ) and they are very friendly.

Do you think my height will be an issue? This forum says 5 ft 10 is manlet height there. For reference I am 181cm

Deathniks/muzzies will say the Dutch are racist but they are wrong. I am a deathnik muzzie and wouldn’t say they’re racist. I’m talking about the general public. There’s definitely racism that exists but more so at the workforce. Let’s say you want to apply for a job, they read your name and it doesn’t sound Dutch? They throw it in the bin without reading it. It’s a massive problem. 181 cm is slightly over 5’11” actually. You will get heightmogged daily. By men AND women.

 

[Patient A]

Is it nice living there as an ethnic? I am Indian-chinese but my parents plan for me to migrate abroad, most probably to the EU or AU.

oh you must be Canadian

 

[n9wiff]

oh you must be Canadian

I am not Canadian

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Time to get into SPH.

What’s that

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Pakistani but yes. Born and raised here.

Y not fuck a prozzy

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

I’m currently leanmaxxing. From 85 kg @ 178 to 74 kg. Although BMI calculators say I went from overweight to a healthy weight, my fat storing genetics say otherwise. I still look chubby unfortunately. I agree that BP is cope, because there’s no way you are gonna be able to compress it to that extent while having sex. Even though guys say you can, it’s probably just to a degree at most.

That’s because ur curry genetics

 

[Michael Myers]

That’s because ur curry genetics
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Unironically true, South Asians have the worst fat storing genetics. Polynesians as well but at least they can get really muscular but if they don’t decide to work out they become really fat.

 

[Michael Myers]

What’s that

Small Penis Humiliation

 

[Autismcel]

I’m currently leanmaxxing. From 85 kg @ 178 to 74 kg. Although BMI calculators say I went from overweight to a healthy weight, my fat storing genetics say otherwise. I still look chubby unfortunately. I agree that BP is cope, because there’s no way you are gonna be able to compress it to that extent while having sex. Even though guys say you can, it’s probably just to a degree at most.

BP isn't cope unless you're literally stabbing yourself


You can still use that extra size when you're going balls deep, that's why scientists use BP measurements

 

[Michael Myers]

Y not fuck a prozzy

I’m Islamic. I was going to escortcel at 30 (I’m currently 28) but decided against it.

 

[Autismcel]

That’s because ur curry genetics
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He suspects he has low T, maybe it's from that

 

[Michael Myers]

BP isn't cope unless you're literally stabbing yourself


You can still use that extra size when you're going balls deep, that's why scientists use BP measurements

^ Virgin, btw.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I’m currently leanmaxxing. From 85 kg @ 178 to 74 kg. Although BMI calculators say I went from overweight to a healthy weight, my fat storing genetics say otherwise. I still look chubby unfortunately. I agree that BP is cope, because there’s no way you are gonna be able to compress it to that extent while having sex. Even though guys say you can, it’s probably just to a degree at most.

If the fatpad is .3 and below you can use the bp length during sex is the usual answer

Whats ur new bp size and how was the ruler lying to you all this time?

 

[Autismcel]

^ Virgin, btw.

Common sense bhaijaan, also scientists said it


Fat is soft, not hard

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Common sense bhaijaan, also scientists said it


Fat is soft, not hard

If theres too much fat forget it lol, ur not compressing that much with a quick thrust

 

[Michael Myers]

If the fatpad is .3 and below you can use the bp length during sex is the usual answer

Whats ur new bp size and how was the ruler lying to you all this time?

I will post the results in a few hours but my ruler gives me a higher number for BP, between 6.7 and 7.1 depending on where I placed it.

 

[Autismcel]

If theres too much fat forget it lol, ur not compressing that much with a quick thrust

Yeah if you were obese you'll use half of your bp measurement (i think)

But you'll get like 90% of it if you slim down

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I will post the results in a few hours but my ruler gives me a higher number for BP, between 6.7 and 7.1 depending on where I placed it.

Wait so is it not bigger? I’m confused