Im a fucking autist and so what ??

[Deleted member 5892]

I often get told...that I am an autistic person

And you know what ?

YES I DO BONESMASH
YES I DO TAKE SHOWERS ONCE EVERY 2 WEEKS. SHOWERING EVERY DAY IS USELESS.
YES I DO ''ROT IN MY BASEMENT''
YES I DO OWN A LOOKS THEORY NOTEBOOK
YES I DO HAVE A CHICO FOLDER (<3)
YES I DO ANALYZE AND MORPH FACES EVERY DAY BECAUSE I THINK IT'S FUN
YES I DO LOOKSMAX
YES I DO LIKE TO DEBATE ABOUT PHENOTYPES AND MOG BATTLES
YES I DO OWN A 3D PHOTOGRAMMETRY SCANNER AND 3D PRINT MY SKULL IN MY HOME LABORATORY

yes, I may suffer from PSL autism...But you know what ?

BEING AUTISTIC IS GOOD BUDDY BOYOS. STOP THE FUCKING COPE

WITHOUT AUTISM, WE WOULDN'T HAVE QUANTUM COMPUTERS !!!!!
WITHOUT AUTISM, WE WOULDN'T HAVE ANESTHETICS !!!!!
JFL IF YOU THINK THAT THE HIGH IQ CHINKS WHO WORKED ON DEVELOPING THOSE KINDS OF TECHNOLOGIES WEREN'T ASPIE AS FUCK.

FURTHERMORE, IN THE END, OUR AUTISM WILL SAVE US.

- SALLUDON WAS SAVED BY HIS AUTISM. HE AUTISTICALLY MEWED (AS HE SAYS JFL) AND BECAME A MOGGER
- AMNESIA AUTISTICALLY MONEYMAXXED WITH STOCK TRADING AND AUTISTICALLY SURGERYMAXXED AND BECAME A MOGGER.

BEING AUTISTIC IS GOOD, AND I FUCKING LOVE BEING AN AUTIST.

Tagging some autistcels @Xangsane @Amnesia @Erik-Jón @averagejoe @8PSLcel @RabidRosaries

 

[Deleted member 15827]

Over for non autistcels tbh

 

[Deleted member 5892]

Over for non autistcels tbh

yea boyo tag other autistcels so they can see this thread

 

[Deleted member 15827]

yea boyo tag other autistcels so they can see this thread

@Aladin @Octillionaire @Mogpogs @BugeyeBigNoseCurry @Account

 

[Deleted member 18244]

@Aladin @Octillionaire @Mogpogs @BugeyeBigNoseCurry @Account

Thx bh

 

[Deleted member 5892]

mUh LeFoRt 3 iS aUtiStIc

mUh LL is AUtisTIc

SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

[Deleted member 5892]

MUH BONESMASHING IS AUTISTIC

This is Chris Weidman after bonesmashing. This autistic bonesmasher slays your oneitis youre mirin ?

 

[Deleted member 5892]

@Xangsane yo btw your autism is actually a good thing
BUT
you just kinda have a warped sense of your own physical appearance, which is fine if you ask other ppl for advice

Autism is good, own it boyo

 

[Deleted member 5892]

and @Erik-Jón I respect your ex-autism, although right now it seems like you're quite NTmaxxed but I hope it'll come back

 

[Aladin]

and @Erik-Jón I respect your ex-autism, although right now it seems like you're quite NTmaxxed but I hope it'll come back

what about me
i shat in toilet and then grabbed and sent pics to @Native

 

[Aladin]

also i have real autism too teehee

THE LAND OF THE SHLONG​

Long long ago, in the long land of schlong, there was a spinning thing, and monkeys hung out there and some were well hung as well. And they had mighty dicks, and they were dicks. But then one day, Ashur, the dicktaor who ruled with an iron dick so long he could stand on its tip and eat clouds like cotton candy, one day he saw something in the distance. But he could not come down! His dick was too hard and anchored in the ground! HNNGGG he thought of @wannalooksmax mom and his dick shrunk until it was the size of a grain of sand yes yes.

Ah, he said, ah ah ah, shit, and he shat in his hand and ate some contemplatively. They sold their shit to other lands as hershies, such was their economy, which was run by Giga IQ Shlonger Monke Fredmonk, he was a genius, I can not repeat enough, he was working on selling monke pess as grape soda to the longnose tribe behind the mountains. Ahur finished eating the shit and spat out some corn that had gotten stuck in his teeth and then he stuffed a big trumped in his ass and farted a mighty tune.
​

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Before he had even feneshed sharting the monke hymne they had all assembled, the entire trybe, dick-sholong, kongey-dong, monkey-pong (exchange monke from chonky) and they chitter chattered loudly. What could this possibly be about? Ashur pulled the trumpet from his ass and the crowd fell silent. "I have urgent news."
"u are a ghey monke, fug yu" - that was @8PSLcel , he was quite the joskster, heh. Much laughter erupted, heh, heh.
"SILENCE! De enemey is at de borda. They are led by der kang, @RabidRosaries , he is mighty, his shlong strentch mene miles" Ashur said sternly. We ken net defet hem."

"Bro why u talk like that?" said @Mogpogs a based wise high iq monkey with grey chest chair from toothpaste falling on it, he never washed, he liked it crusty. Ashur coughed and spat up @Tallooksmaxxer. "Ah there you are he said." I thought I had something sweet and absolutely delcious stuck in my throat. @Tallooksmaxxer did 23 summersaults, then he jumped 30ft into the air and crash landed right in the middle of the circle and did a perfect split without hurting his balls. Very impressive.

"WULLULULULULULULULULULULU LULULU LU LU BADABENG" he said, and everyone understood. The war had begun.​

 

[Deleted member 21393]

 

[Aladin]

(@Tallooksmaxxer why u mad bro u the hero of this shit wtf, nigga u sensitive, u a painter?)

 

[Xangsane]

@Xangsane yo btw your autism is actually a good thing
BUT
you just kinda have a warped sense of your own physical appearance, which is fine if you ask other ppl for advice

Autism is good, own it boyo

Wdym?

 

[Deleted member 17791]

also i have real autism too teehee

THE LAND OF THE SHLONG​

Long long ago, in the long land of schlong, there was a spinning thing, and monkeys hung out there and some were well hung as well. And they had mighty dicks, and they were dicks. But then one day, Ashur, the dicktaor who ruled with an iron dick so long he could stand on its tip and eat clouds like cotton candy, one day he saw something in the distance. But he could not come down! His dick was too hard and anchored in the ground! HNNGGG he thought of @wannalooksmax mom and his dick shrunk until it was the size of a grain of sand yes yes.

Ah, he said, ah ah ah, shit, and he shat in his hand and ate some contemplatively. They sold their shit to other lands as hershies, such was their economy, which was run by Giga IQ Shlonger Monke Fredmonk, he was a genius, I can not repeat enough, he was working on selling monke pess as grape soda to the longnose tribe behind the mountains. Ahur finished eating the shit and spat out some corn that had gotten stuck in his teeth and then he stuffed a big trumped in his ass and farted a mighty tune.
​

​

Before he had even feneshed sharting the monke hymne they had all assembled, the entire trybe, dick-sholong, kongey-dong, monkey-pong (exchange monke from chonky) and they chitter chattered loudly. What could this possibly be about? Ashur pulled the trumpet from his ass and the crowd fell silent. "I have urgent news."
"u are a ghey monke, fug yu" - that was @8PSLcel , he was quite the joskster, heh. Much laughter erupted, heh, heh.
"SILENCE! De enemey is at de borda. They are led by der kang, @RabidRosaries , he is mighty, his shlong strentch mene miles" Ashur said sternly. We ken net defet hem."

"Bro why u talk like that?" said @Mogpogs a based wise high iq monkey with grey chest chair from toothpaste falling on it, he never washed, he liked it crusty. Ashur coughed and spat up @Tallooksmaxxer. "Ah there you are he said." I thought I had something sweet and absolutely delcious stuck in my throat. @Tallooksmaxxer did 23 summersaults, then he jumped 30ft into the air and crash landed right in the middle of the circle and did a perfect split without hurting his balls. Very impressive.

"WULLULULULULULULULULULULU LULULU LU LU BADABENG" he said, and everyone understood. The war had begun.​

I have a confession. I'm a twink.

 

[stevielake]

Wdym?

@Ritalincel

 

[Xangsane]

@Ritalincel

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[Xangsane]

@Ritalincel

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[Erik-Jón]

Your brains completely fucked

 

[Deleted member 21244]

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