IM A JESTERMAXXING CLOWN (AMA) 🤡 🤡

[decadouche57]

I swipe on tinder and hinge to meet women

When I match I jestermaxx over text to “keep their attention”

Then I jestermaxx by ask them on a date and take them somewhere nice so they won’t call me a Jew

After I go on the date I jestermaxx even more for like 2 hours and pretend to be interested in them and fake my body language and stuff

If I was a good jester they agree to come back to my place.

Then I start Jestermaxxing more with “foreplay”

Remember, “Muh female sexuality requires like 50 neck kisses and hours of foreplay to be sexually ready for a subchad”

After this I Jestermax during sex changing positions, eating them out, making them squirt etc. so I can keep them as a FWB

Then EVEN AFTER SEX I jestermaxx by making them feel special etc and cared for so they don’t go home and call me an asshole

JFL at this scam life us men live

@SecularIslamist @Swarthy Knight @John Doe @Amnesia @Foreverbrad

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Why don't you just go back to land and find yourself a wholesome oneitis to marry?

 

[decadouche57]

Why don't you just go back to land and find yourself a wholesome oneitis to marry?

I prob will. Will start working at Ankara kebab stands too to provide for my family

 

[Meteor21]

You claim to be a jester but have you 3 stayed up for 3 days starving yourself and smoking crystal meth to get hollow cheeks?

 

[decadouche57]

You claim to be a jester but have you 3 stayed up for 3 days starving yourself and smoking crystal meth to get hollow cheeks?

No who would do this