I’m a lifeguard

[Jamal2222]

I’m surrounded by staceylites, I’m not sure what to do. There’s 10 guards here, right now, so many foids. I don’t know how to act or what to do. I’m lowkey tryna smash them all, since I’m a high tier normie. I’m not sure if I should make a move. If i get rejected by one of them it’s over, all the foids will know. And begin cockblocking me. If i end up smashing one, that’s all i need to become a player here. If one foid let’s me smash all of them will easily, herd mentality

 

[defaya]

Lifeguard = chad, mirin

 

[Deleted member 1813]

How to ascend as op

1. go to work

2. look at girl lifeguards

3. move ur lips and speak to them

4. Profit

 

[everythingisacope]

I’m surrounded by staceylites, I’m not sure what to do. There’s 10 guards here, right now, so many foids. I don’t know how to act or what to do. I’m lowkey tryna smash them all, since I’m a high tier normie. I’m not sure if I should make a move. If i get rejected by one of them it’s over, all the foids will know. And begin cockblocking me. If i end up smashing one, that’s all i need to become a player here. If one foid let’s me smash all of them will easily, herd mentality

u australian?

 

[Deleted member 2214]

I mean herd mentality doesn't apply when they could have boyfriends.

 

[Jamal2222]

How to ascend as op

1. go to work

2. look at girl lifeguards

3. move ur lips and speak to them

4. Profit

Already done that. I’m not sure how to make a move tho, I signed a sexual harassment form

 

[Jamal2222]

u australian?

American

 

[Jamal2222]

T

I mean herd mentality doesn't apply when they could have boyfriends.

they prolly might, but every girl is single when chad is around

 

[Deleted member 2214]

they prolly might, but every girl is single when chad is around

You're not Chad.

 

[Jamal2222]

How to ascend as op

1. go to work

2. look at girl lifeguards

3. move ur lips and speak to them

4. Profit

I’ve heard of degeneracy here, but...I’d need to be extremely nt and socially calibrated to pull this off

 

[Deleted member 10042]

Flash your mandingo

 

[gamma]

I don’t know how to act or what to do

Aspie detected

 

[Jamal2222]

You're not Chad.

True but extroverted normies slay

 

[Deleted member 2214]

True but extroverted normies slay

Wish you the best.

 

[Jamal2222]

There’s a tyronelite here who is the highest status. He has a god tier lower third

 

[ConspiracyTheory]

Don't make a move. Just be real friendly to all of them and let them come to you.