I'm a mid 20s khhv bouncer in Central London, ask me anything.

[Zizou]

Title.

 

[Deleted member 23974]

y ru on this forum

 

[Nick.Harte]

Why do you think you’re KHHV at 25??

 

[Deleted member 4060]

Ever just not let a girl in and ask her to blow her back out if she wants in?

 

[Deleted member 17578]

normal to be khhv 25yo in 2023 in this corrupted world

 

[Deleted member 52658]

Tell your exact age retard what's mid 20s??

 

[the BULL]

Tell your exact age retard what's mid 20s??

You wouldn't talk like that irl, he would make you fly

 

[Deleted member 52658]

You wouldn't talk like that irl, he would make you fly

Bro not everyone's like you plus I'm 6'4 and 200 pounds .

 

[Deleted member 52200]

how can you be a khhv , and a bouncer?
a bouncer must be strong(not fat nor skinny, fit)
and tall ( at least 6 2)
how tf r u khhv at 25

 

[the BULL]

Bro not everyone's like you plus I'm 6'4 and 200 pounds .

You're 170 CMS and 60 kilos. This bouncer would fuck you up

 

[SoundnVision]

How much you make an hour how many hours a week do you work?
Ever seen drunk whores getting fucked outside the club or in club toilets?

 

[Nick.Harte]

You wouldn't talk like that irl, he would make you fly

“The virgin bouncer.”

 

[Zizou]

y ru on this forum

To improve my looks, I have decent ratios etc. Just bad asymmetry. Waiting for @RealSurgerymax to be done with his current batch of cases so I can collaborate with him to use his expertise.

 

[Deleted member 17578]

Have you broken a drunk chad's face and made him an incel?

Would be very based.

 

[Zizou]

Why do you think you’re KHHV at 25??

I'm 23 lol, but to answer your question, it's my looks coupled with the fact I'm 5ft 9 in London tbh. I've always been athletic since young, and fairly NT. Never had issues making male friends anywhere I go.

 

[Johnnybegood]

To improve my looks, I have decent ratios etc. Just bad asymmetry. Waiting for @RealSurgerymax to be done with his current batch of cases so I can use his expertise.

How bad is your assymetry?

 

[Zizou]

Have you broken a drunk chad's face and made him an incel?

Would be very based.

I'm low trust ufc pheno jfl, they usually misbehave around the other less aggressive looking guys.

 

[Zizou]

Tell your exact age retard what's mid 20s??

23

 

[Nick.Harte]

I'm 23 lol, but to answer your question, it's my looks coupled with the fact I'm 5ft 9 in London tbh. I've always been athletic since young, and fairly NT. Never had issues making male friends anywhere I go.

Tbh 5'9 is extreme dwarfism ngl.I feel like a kid at 5'10 and you've been dealt with a very bad hand.I don't understand how tf a kid can be a bouncer. Anyway, kudos for becoming a bouncer at that height.

 

[bwrauycnee]

Title.

How often do guys slay in the clubs with total strangers. Most days it’s just normies trying their hardest but failing to approach or get approached

 

[Nick.Harte]

Have you broken a drunk chad's face and made him an incel?

Would be very based.

At 5'9, he ain't breaking shit.It would be the opposite.

 

[Nectar]

Title.

Can I beat you up?

 

[Zizou]

How much you make an hour how many hours a week do you work?
Ever seen drunk whores getting fucked outside the club or in club toilets?

Currently on 15 an hour, and will be making 30 an hour on the days leading up to new years. Used to work a white collar job in project management, but left. I couldn't cope with being khhv, while my T was hovering around 1000ng/dl.

I've seen lots of girls flash their tits, make out, heard a few get fucked...

 

[basedblackpiller]

How much money do you make?

 

[nofap]

Don’t bouncer get girls throwning themselves at them
I’ve seen ugly asf bouncer get women easily. Do your colleagues get bitches?
Can’t you pick up random sluts going home after closing time

 

[SoundnVision]

Currently on 15 an hour, and will be making 30 an hour on the days leading up to new years. Used to work a white collar job in project management, but left. I couldn't cope with being khhv, while my T was hovering around 1000ng/dl.

I've seen lots of girls flash their tits, make out, heard a few get fucked...

Are you just ugly? If you're a bouncer you must have some size atleast?
You happier now then when you worked white collar?
Are most of the attractive girls with pretty boy types or with more masc muscular types?

 

[Zizou]

How much you make an hour how many hours a week do you work?
Ever seen drunk whores getting fucked outside the club or in club toilets?

Currently on 15 an hour, and will be making 30 an hour on the days leading up to new years. Also, do crypto on the side, which has worked out well for me. Used to work a white collar job in project management, made good money, but left. I couldn't cope with being khhv, while my T was hovering around 1000ng/dl. Couldn't focus on work.

I've seen lots of girls flash their tits, make out, heard a few get fucked...

 

[Zizou]

How bad is your assymetry?

I have good skull width and dimorphism, but vertical dystopia of the orbits, uneven malar bone mass, supras which are much straighter on one side, ramus on one side more inwards slanting.

 

[Zizou]

Don’t bouncer get girls throwning themselves at them
I’ve seen ugly asf bouncer get women easily. Do your colleagues get bitches?
Can’t you pick up random sluts going home after closing time

Not that easy, there is a 6ft 5 NT bald dimorphic bbc at the door that does really well.

 

[Deleted member 52658]

You're 170 CMS and 60 kilos. This bouncer would fuck you up

Good projection there son but at the end of the day you're my bitch and I'm the daddy

 

[Zizou]

Tbh 5'9 is extreme dwarfism ngl.I feel like a kid at 5'10 and you've been dealt with a very bad hand.I don't understand how tf a kid can be a bouncer. Anyway, kudos for becoming a bouncer at that height.

Thanks jfl, I just look intimidating I guess plus gymcelled.

 

[Johnnybegood]

I have good skull width and dimorphism, but vertical dystopia of the orbits, uneven malar bone mass, supras which are much straighter on one side, ramus on one side more inwards slanting.

But do you notice all of that when you take a photo or when you look at yourself in the mirror? If not then I wouldn’t worry about it.

 

[bwrauycnee]

How often do guys slay in the clubs with total strangers. Most days it’s just normies trying their hardest but failing to approach or get approached

@Zizou

 

[try2beme]

Why are bouncers so rude

 

[Zizou]

Are you just ugly? If you're a bouncer you must have some size atleast?
You happier now then when you worked white collar?
Are most of the attractive girls with pretty boy types or with more masc muscular types?

If I'm 23 khhv, yet NT, there's nothing else to blame apart from my looks. I'm 5ft 9, gymcelled, good frame and low trust face.

Tbh my happiness hasn't changed, my work life balance has improved but I don't have to meet deadlines and have to deal with miscellaneous nonsense anymore.

Regarding your last point, it's a mixed bag. Chad only is cope tbh, but white and black htn+ of all phenos dominate the floor. Ethnics usually come in with their girls and watch with disbelief when their girls get stolen.

 

[aesthetic beauty]

Title.

Do you let women in for free.

 

[Zizou]

Why are bouncers so rude

Not really, some are rude so they can set authority on those who are lippy. I treat everyone with respect.

 

[Zizou]

Do you let women in for free.

Sometimes we have to. I'm usually inside, I'm at the doors sometimes.

 

[aesthetic beauty]

Sometimes we have to.

What do the guys who slay look like?

 

[try2beme]

Not really, some are rude so they can set authority on those who are lippy. I treat everyone with respect.

Also u said u wanted surgery to fix assymetry, wouldnt u have to switch jobs after cuz it’s dangerous for a surgerymaxxed face

 

[Deleted member 31497]

I'm 23 lol, but to answer your question, it's my looks coupled with the fact I'm 5ft 9 in London tbh. I've always been athletic since young, and fairly NT. Never had issues making male friends anywhere I go.

How tf u a bouncer at 5'9

 

[Xangsane]

Currently on 15 an hour, and will be making 30 an hour on the days leading up to new years. Used to work a white collar job in project management, but left. I couldn't cope with being khhv, while my T was hovering around 1000ng/dl.

I've seen lots of girls flash their tits, make out, heard a few get fucked...

Who do girls usually pair up with and how do they both look like

 

[Zizou]

@Zizou

How often do guys slay in the clubs with total strangers. Most days it’s just normies trying their hardest but failing to approach or get approached

Ehh White MTNs do ok, but have to be dripped out and likeable with good pheno. Usually high trust. They're doing fine.

 

[Xangsane]

Not that easy, there is a 6ft 5 NT bald dimorphic bbc at the door that does really well.

BBC pill
Snowbunnies?

 

[Xangsane]

Ehh White MTNs do ok, but have to be dripped out and likeable with good pheno. Usually high trust. They're doing fine.

With their own race or ethnic girls

 

[kanderior]

Tbh 5'9 is extreme dwarfism ngl.I feel like a kid at 5'10 and you've been dealt with a very bad hand.I don't understand how tf a kid can be a bouncer. Anyway, kudos for becoming a bouncer at that height.

jfl it's the average male height in England relax dude

 

[Zizou]

How tf u a bouncer at 5'9

Owner is a mutual, and a relative used to do it on the side. They brought me in, because I look like I can hold my own.

 

[Zizou]

With their own race or ethnic girls

Own and ethnic girls, oh and @Xangsane arab girls always gravitate to white MTN+ and HTN black.

 

[Xangsane]

Own and ethnic girls, oh and @Xangsane arab girls always gravitate to white MTN+ and HTN black.

Over for my ethnic self but hey at least I'm marrying my princess next month

 

[Zizou]

jfl it's the average male height in England relax dude

Nah, I'm certain the average for 18 - 30 in uk is now closer to 5ft 11 - 6ft.