Im a pathetic loser that wants nice stuff cuz my life sucks

[rifimichael]

give me an m5 and a happy family that doesnt argue 24/7 and actually appreciates me cuz im broke and a fucking loser plz i deserve it

 

[Cookie271]

Speedrun cancer and get free gifts

 

[Tenres]

Sad!

 

[rifimichael]

Speedrun cancer and get free gifts

Last year my dream was to get cancer cuz i was too scared to kms. Still open to it ngl but idk any fast ways to get it

 

[Cookie271]

Last year my dream was to get cancer cuz i was too scared to kms. Still open to it ngl but idk any fast ways to get it

Smoke multiple packs of cigarettes a day and go in sun beds
or just go to chernobyl or some shit

 

[rifimichael]

Smoke multiple packs of cigarettes a day and go in sun beds
or just go to chernobyl or some shit

I walk outside for like 1 1/2 hours daily plus yard stuff and no cancer. I cant even smoke ciggs freely cuz my bitch ass mother will throw an attention fit about how she doesnt like ciggs

 

[Cookie271]

I walk outside for like 1 1/2 hours daily plus yard stuff and no cancer. I cant even smoke ciggs freely cuz my bitch ass mother will throw an attention fit about how she doesnt like ciggs

Why do you even want cancer in the first place?

 

[rifimichael]

Why do you even want cancer in the first place?

I hate myself and wanna die but i actually find the courage to kms. Cancer and accidental deaths r my dream cuz well yea

 

[Cookie271]

I hate myself and wanna die but i actually find the courage to kms. Cancer and accidental deaths r my dream cuz well yea

What's so bad that you wanna kys?

 

[rifimichael]

What's so bad that you wanna kys?

My family sucks, im unemployed, broke and insecure. Deadass my only joy rn is watching kitten reels, talking to my goldfish and gooning. I am beyond miserable

 

[Cookie271]

My family sucks, im unemployed, broke and insecure. Deadass my only joy rn is watching kitten reels, talking to my goldfish and gooning. I am beyond miserable

I'm sorry man i hope it'll get better

 

[rifimichael]

I'm sorry man i hope it'll get better

Thanks bro

 

[Kingofmallu]

Thanks bro

all jokes aside i hope you get better just get a job on indeed and also how old are you anyways

 

[rifimichael]

all jokes aside i hope you get better just get a job on indeed and also how old are you anyways

Thanks man, im 20

 

[jozsef316@gmail]

I wouldnt actually buy a m5 you dumbfuck

 

[Ter_gg]

You don't deserve it

 

[rifimichael]

I wouldnt actually buy a m5 you dumbfuck

yea id honestly get like a c8 zrx1 or mk5 supra

 

[jozsef316@gmail]

yea id honestly get like a c8 zrx1 or mk5 supra

id get lambo aventador because they have no say what i spend it on tho