Im a retard

[XanBar]

A few days ago I went drunk driving and forgot how much of a hairpin one corner was, drove into a fucking tree. Now I'm paranoid as fuck as the car was bought for me and I haven't told my parents yet, they're out of town, but my grandma should come visit. I wouldn't change a thing if I could turn back time but the paranoia is annoying af. The cars written of btw.

 

[XanBar]

The worst thing about this is that I'll probably still stay in this shithole of a country that is lithuania for a few months before moving out

 

[Seviant_enter]

A few days ago I went drunk driving and forgot how much of a hairpin one corner was, drove into a fucking tree. Now I'm paranoid as fuck as the car was bought for me and I haven't told my parents yet, they're out of town, but my grandma should come visit. I wouldn't change a thing if I could turn back time but the paranoia is annoying af. The cars written of btw.

Just be honest and tell em, the worst thing to do is saying nothing. Say something like I sudennly got an headache or some shit happened that you drove in it. If you try anything else, it will then get worse

 

[XanBar]

Just be honest and tell em, the worst thing to do is saying nothing. Say something like I sudennly got an headache or some shit happened that you drove in it. If you try anything else, it will then get worse

Imma tell them that a fucking deer hopped out on the road , the car was fucked anyways, idk how my father looked at it and didn't see that it's a shitty rebuild, but yeah, I don't want to ruin their trip with such news.

 

[Seviant_enter]

Imma tell them that a fucking deer hopped out on the road , the car was fucked anyways, idk how my father looked at it and didn't see that it's a shitty rebuild, but yeah, I don't want to ruin their trip with such news.

A deer jumped right next to yiu so you drove right to the next tree and crashed

 

[The Grinch]

You know the best part is that you‘re not obligated to tell them you were drunk when it happened

 

[XanBar]

A deer jumped right next to yiu so you drove right to the next tree and

Yeah, as I said it was kind of a hairpin corner and the fucking abs didn't work on the car, so it's pretty believable I'd say. I started braking like 20-30 meters from that corner while going around 70-80km/h and still hit a fucking tree

 

[XanBar]

You know the best part is that you‘re not obligated to tell them you were drunk when it happened

I won't, I'm not that retarded

 

[Seviant_enter]

Yeah, as I said it was kind of a hairpin corner and the fucking abs didn't work on the car, so it's pretty believable I'd say. I started braking like 20-30 meters from that corner while going around 70-80km/h and still hit a fucking tree

Perfect say that and add some shit like im planning to buy a new car anyways or smt like that

 

[XanBar]

Perfect say that and add some shit like im planning to buy a new car anyways or smt like that

Yeah, I'll be moving out in a month or so anyways to wagecuck in some warehouse in the netherlands so that I can buy shit like roids and a new car (or a couple for situations like this one), and as I said this one was a shitty done rebuild

 

[XanBar]

Crashing is fun tho