I'm a spiritualcel, immaterial forces are preventing me from losing my virginity

[Bvnny.]

Everytime I'm close to losing my v-card, external factors that are totally out of my control fuck me up

Now I was gonna fuck the bipolar girl, she invited me to visit her, at her house, it would be just the two of us, alone, since her parents work during the day, and we would totally fuck since she said to me before that she wanted to have sex with me and shit.

But then what happened?? I GOT FUCKING SICK, literally one day before meeting her I started vomiting, my throat got fucked, had to deal with fever and shit... now I already went to the hospital and it seems like I could have gotten covid, I'm not so sick anymore but now I can't meet her anymore, fuck my life bro, FUCK IT.

Everytime things seem to work out for me completely external things fuck me up, I'm starting to really believe that God is preventing me from having sex for me to not sin, or that someone decided to put a curse upon me so that I die as a virgin.

 

[Bvnny.]

Spoiler

@Beetlejuice @JustDoIt @pizza

did you niggas also got sick after New Year's Eve?

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Vai num terreiro pra tirar os encostos

 

[Bvnny.]

Vai num terreiro pra tirar os encostos

Tenho uns amigos candomblecistas e umbandistas mesmo KKMKKKKJKHKJKJ visitar o centro com eles.

 

[Chadeep]

Its a sign for you to find a virgin jb to breed nothing else.

 

[Bvnny.]

Its a sign for you to find a virgin jb to breed nothing else.

Maybe you're right... at the hospital I went to there was what seemed to be a cute white rich trad girl, wearing a long skirt covering her entire lower body, a white jacket covering her upper body, and a mask, even tho her entire body was covered, you could tell she was cute, judging upon her neotenic eyes, long natural hair and the romance book she was reading.

There was a time she also looked at me, but I couldn't start talking to her since my throat was hurting (and she was also visibly sick).

 

[pizza]

external factors that are totally out of my control fuck me up

o que está dentro é como o que está fora

 

[Beetlejuice]

Vai num terreiro pra tirar os encostos

 

[Bvnny.]

Fellas após assistirem as aulas do curso de filosofia online do Olavo de Carvalho:

o que está dentro é como o que está fora