I'm a UKcel - AMA

[Orbix]

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have you been stabbed?

 

[Orbix]

have you been stabbed?

I have been close to, but I was attempting to steal something so valid

 

[nothing]

I have been close to, but I was attempting to steal something so valid

wtf was you stealing to get close to be stabbed

 

[Orbix]

wtf was you stealing to get close to be stabbed

Surron

 

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Surron

may i ask what is surron

 

[Former Shortcel]

may i ask what is surron

Electric Bike

 

[Ghoulish]

 

[Orbix]

may i ask what is surron

Electric Bike

 

[Former Shortcel]

Do you live on a council estate?

 

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then may i ask why was u stealing this nice looking bike to get almost stabbed

 

[Orbix]

Do you live on a council estate?

No, I also don't live on benefits

then may i ask why was u stealing this nice looking bike to get almost stabbed

The guy was a wet wipe daddy's money little bitch and he deserved it

 

[nothing]

The guy was a wet wipe daddy's money little bitch and he deserved it

I see

 

[waspy]

Why are uk girls so good but so bad at the same time

 

[Jimcel]

Why are uk girls so good but so bad at the same time

The 'slags' are the scum of the earth.

however some other uk girls are alright

 

[Orbix]

Why are uk girls so good but so bad at the same time

A small portion are modest and genuine, but the majority are fat hoes wearing 500g of makeup

I see

I'm glad I was able to enlighten you

The 'slags' are the scum of the earth.

however some other uk girls are alright

Exactly right

 

[Jimcel]

What part of uk roughly?

spent majority childhood in merseyside

 

[Orbix]

What part of uk roughly?

spent majority childhood in merseyside

Essex

 

[𝔒𝔯𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔠𝔢𝔩]

Surron

PROPA GRAFTER LAD

 

[Jimcel]

Essex

Have friends in kent, thats pretty close right?

 

[Orbix]

PROPA GRAFTER LAD

Have friends in kent, thats pretty close right?

Yea I've been there a few times small world

 

[Former Shortcel]

Why are uk girls so good but so bad at the same time

It depends on location

 

[Former Shortcel]

What part of uk roughly?

spent majority childhood in merseyside

Mah nigga where abouts

 

[𝔒𝔯𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔠𝔢𝔩]

Why are uk girls so good but so bad at the same time

up north ur never gonna meet a 'good' girl

 

[Jimcel]

Mah nigga where about

Speke

 

[Former Shortcel]

Speke

Could always be worse, imagine being from some shithole like leasowe

 

[avenox]

who is this?

nigga acting like being from the uk is something rare

 

[Jimcel]

Could always be worse, imagine being from some shithole like leasowe

Haha yeah bro moved to rural part of lancashiere now, much nicer

 

[Orbix]

who is this?

nigga acting like being from the uk is something rare

It's not but people don't often get to just ask shit about the UK