I'm about to begin searching escort ads

[BadLuck7892]

I don't even really want sex right now. But since weekends are the only time when I have time to get laid, and since I struggle to get laid for free, here we go.

 

[tit]

I don't even really want sex right now. But since weekends are the only time when I have time to get laid, and since I struggle to get laid for free, here we go.

I'm about to start making escort ads where instead of giving you escorts I just kidnap you for ransom, whilst simultaneously extorting you for money to not tell anyone what you were planning on doing and once I squeeze as much money as I can, I expose your secret then sell your organs.

 

[BadLuck7892]

I contacted an escort.

I've been with her before. She's 54 and fat.

I heard back from her. She's on board with fucking me today.

She said she just peed before I texted her (so we'll have to hold off a bit before she comes to fuck me)

What a good escort she is. This is the good part about getting with an escort I've been with before: They know to come prepared (as far as having to pee)...so I can watch her pee.

 

[BadLuck7892]

This escort has a kid the same age as me.

Imagine what an ego boost it must be for her that a man the same age as her kid is willing to pay for access to her cooch.

 

[BadLuck7892]

I ended up fucking the fat 54 year old escort.

I watched her pee too.

 

[BadLuck7892]

To think a dude with my looks has to sink to paying fat 54 year olds for sex.

 

[moggedbyelonmusk]

To think a dude with my looks has to sink to paying fat 54 year olds for sex.

Why did you choose a fat one

 

[BadLuck7892]

Why did you choose a fat one

When looking for older escorts (I prefer older), there aren't as many escorts to choose from. Sometimes I have to take what's available.