Im about to have my first kid

[Hammy29]

Starting Strength
g of protein/bodyweight
Mewing
Cleanser/moisturizer/retinol
Coloured contacts
Thumbpulling
HGH
Minoxidil
8 hours of sleep
Jelqing + bathmate

your kid will absolutely MOG in kindergarten

 

[overbeforeitbegan69]

Looksmin for me that’s me after haircut like 4 months ago.

That’s before buccal fat removal and lip lift tho

Doesn’t do much for you I guess, not in a mean way

 

[mvp2v1]

Im about to have my first kid and i was wondering what are some things i can do 2 maximize his development throughout the years

Optimize the living space such that air quality is good and he doesn’t experience allergies that lead to blocked nose and thus mouthbreathing and poor tongue posture. Put a faraday net around his bed to avoid radiation from WiFi and other things, ensure he breast feeds for as long as possible, then introduce to red meat.

 

[rira1]

I have a 4mm overbite

i think i replied to ur thread a while ago about ur overjet

 

[davinci]

when he's a baby talk to him as you would normally, not like normies talk to kids he'll learn to speak better and more quickly

make him do many intellectual activities like playing chess, and if you can, find a really good tutor to teach him early about maths, physics etc to make him become more intelligent

absolute no screens until he gets older (8+ years)

then sports, good nutrition and all that stuff

 

[bpow321]

Im about to have my first kid and i was wondering what are some things i can do 2 maximize his development throughout the years

start him on a halo and deca cycle immediately, pin to ascend

 

[new H150i]

they didnt fix ur overbite when u were still a kid?

Nope

 

[rira1]

Nope

well thats a shit ortho or careless parents

 

[Deleted member 129846]

Im about to have my first kid and i was wondering what are some things i can do 2 maximize his development throughout the years

the best thing you can do is get off this forum

 

[Popoklapser]

the best thing you can do is get off this forum

Ur retarded

 

[lcberg04]

Wtf bist du nicht 16 oder so?

 

[Inquisitor]

Give him plenty of protein, calcium and calories, make sure he's active, get him into some high test sport like football, sprinting, or basketball, I wouldn't recommend contact sports from a young age just so it doesn't hinder his growth. Make him play outside and get him daily sun exposure. When you go to the doctor just ask him everything about his development and stuff, make sure he's healthmaxxed. Form a healthy bond with your child, most important imo. Also, make sure he exercises his sight by taking him outside where he can see far away so he doesn't get some shit like myopia.

Project Zeta