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Funnyunenjoyer1

Funnyunenjoyer1

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It's worth it 100% just make sure you're not doing it every week I guess
 
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Bro moneymaxx no whores

What the hell mane!
 
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Bro moneymaxx no whores

What the hell mane!
I couldn't care less than spending maybe like 100-150 on half an our I can even do it in 10 minutes maybe less
it's not that big of a deal
 
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renting a stinky hole for an hour, brutally over for you
 
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renting a stinky hole for an hour, brutally over for you
idc it's a normie thing to do, plus I already know couple of super clean providers that offer pretty good service
 
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what country is this?
 
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Dont let these people disuade you
 
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:lul:
 
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How much is it for usd
 
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hookers remind me of porta potties
idc it's a normie thing to do, plus I already know couple of super clean providers that offer pretty good service
if that's all you can get, then fuck it.
 
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Tell me what it’s like, I wanna go but I’m low-key scared
The one I went with was super friendly and her attitude was great there's nothing to worry about you give her money she closes the door and you get to it
 
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pussy is pussy It's not like im ever going to fuck an escort without a condom
but it shouldnt be that way. it shouldnt have anything to do with pussy or sex.
 
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The one I went with was super friendly and her attitude was great there's nothing to worry about you give her money she closes the door and you get to it
And what does it actually feel like, what’s the flow and overall atmosphere like ?
 
The one I went with was super friendly and her attitude was great there's nothing to worry about you give her money she closes the door and you get to it
but why? just jerk off in your mouth like many of us do. why have to ejaculate inside a skanky piece of shit dirtbag? makes no sense. go self-serve snowball, trustme
 
And what does it actually feel like, what’s the flow and overall atmosphere like ?
might be different for every escort flow was great she gave me a little strip dance before we went to it

first she did BJ and then asked for cowgirl then doggy and missionary I finished in maybe 10 but I could've finished way earlier
 
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might be different for every escort flow was great she gave me a little strip dance before we went to it

first she did BJ and then asked for cowgirl then doggy and missionary I finished in maybe 10 but I could've finished way earlier
But like, what if u come from the blow job, then u gotta wait like 30 minutes to be able to do doggy style or whatever, that shit sounds so awkward
 
but why? just jerk off in your mouth like many of us do. why have to ejaculate inside a skanky piece of shit dirtbag? makes no sense. go self-serve snowball, trustme
because I have really high libido and jerking off does feel great but my thing is all about touching, feeling her body more erotic way
when I jerk I don't feel the connection I want
 
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But like, what if u come from the blow job, then u gotta wait like 30 minutes to be able to do doggy style or whatever, that shit sounds so awkward
for me BJ is very overated and I don't like it that much but I also can recover fast if I came early.

but no its not going to be akward if you payed for an hour you will get your hour maybe go to the bathroom and come back for round 2
 
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for me BJ is very overated and I don't like it that much but I also can recover fast if I came early.

but no its not going to be akward if you payed for an hour you will get your hour maybe go to the bathroom and come back for round 2
Ok what if u come too fast from the next thing after bj, u just stop and do what for the next half ?
 
because I have really high libido and jerking off does feel great but my thing is all about touching, feeling her body more erotic way
when I jerk I don't feel the connection I want
get a mirror. don your lips with red lipstick. wear a dress. use your other hand and it'll feel like an ugly tranny is jerking you off.
 
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Ok what if u come too fast from the next thing after bj, u just stop and do what for the next half ?
if you want you could just leave, but if you want round 2 it's not akward take your time for as long as you've paid for it
 
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nigga what? Wtf is your testosterone level. How are you so horny
Idk never checked I have the same level of horniness as an indian male wanting to fuck white woman
 
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It's worth it 100% just make sure you're not doing it every week I guess
Im getting one too
My Last was a Prostitute
I think Escort IS way more high quality and make me cum hopefully
 
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Im getting one too
My Last was a Prostitute
I think Escort IS way more high quality and make me cum hopefully
yes because protistutes are ugly,stinky and disgusting picking up prostitutes from the streets is maybe only for BJ
 
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I’m getting sad reading these posts
 
yes because protistutes are ugly,stinky and disgusting picking up prostitutes from the streets is maybe only for BJ
There is Always a Shit whiff when hitting IT from the Back ngl :lul:
 
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yes because protistutes are ugly,stinky and disgusting picking up prostitutes from the streets is maybe only for BJ
whiff of musk and pacco rabanne and Roses

Would BE ideal but its a whiff of 💩:feelswhy:
 
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Why there is a whiff when doing doggy ?
Imagine you're tearing that shit up and suddenly, you observe her butthole and see it's filled with wet shit. You pondered, "Oooooh. That's why she wouldn't kiss me and told me to wipe my lips." Quickly, you wipe your lips with your hand and see a matching color of her butthole filling on your hand.

And so that expression on her face as you're slamming her behind wasn't agony or climax or even satisfaction...it was a cringe! She was cringing knowing you had her shit on your lips. Ugh, you could say, it was a little agonizing.
 
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splurging every once in awhile and treating yourself to an escort is fine. as someone who has spent over 500k and seen over 200+ escorts, it's definitely not something you want to make a routine, because it'll add up. i wish i had left most of the money i spent in crypto instead then i'd be able to live in a vegas hotel and order up escorts everday and have orgies in the jacuzzi, but because i spent it all, i can't.

tldr: conserve your money, invest in bitcoin, jack off sometimes instead of seeing escorts. in the long run you'll have more money to have more quality experiences with escorts
 
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being in a loving ltr pales in comparison to getting a tunnel run on you and having your ass and balls cleaned up by ex pornstars
 
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After having sex with OP's mother and waking up with another person beside us, his naked aunt, the following melody blossoms:

 
Mogs me if she’s hot
 
Let's go back to calling them what they are: hookers. Don't play their semantics game. It's the left's favorite hobby.
 

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