Im absolutely fucked (please give advice)

[HopefullyaCLsoon]

im 5'8 at 13 im dating this older girl she just invited me to her crib but the thing is its gonna be like a hangout with all of our friends right but im the biggest fraud ever i put height boosters and make up genuinely what fuck can i do she deadass said she wants to crack but i needa take my shoes off to get in on the bed and i go there in a few hours i need help desperately

 

[7six8]

Baggy jeans, or sag pants and then just tippy toe. Dim all lights, try to be seated the whole time. Don’t over think it bitches are retarded they won’t notice.

 

[HopefullyaCLsoon]

Baggy jeans, or sag pants and then just tippy toe. Dim all lights, try to be seated the whole time. Don’t over think it bitches are retarded they won’t notice.

thank you bro you dont know how much this helped me

 

[Zyylllx]

im 5'8 at 13 im dating this older girl she just invited me to her crib but the thing is its gonna be like a hangout with all of our friends right but im the biggest fraud ever i put height boosters and make up genuinely what fuck can i do she deadass said she wants to crack but i needa take my shoes off to get in on the bed and i go there in a few hours i need help desperately

Larp

 

[ascend.and.forget]

And you’re talking about being gay, «height boosters» holy fraud

 

[paquitohwpo]

Baggy jeans, or sag pants and then just tippy toe. Dim all lights, try to be seated the whole time. Don’t over think it bitches are retarded they won’t notice.

Fr bitches are mad dumb

 

[HopefullyaCLsoon]

And you’re talking about being gay, «height boosters» holy fraud

chill the makeup isnt noticable and its js to cover up my recessed infras

 

[HopefullyaCLsoon]

Larp

nah and shes bad too

 

[ascend.and.forget]

You called me gay. You wear makeup how gay even is that. It’s crazy, ropemax nga

 

[Femouratic]

im 5'8 at 13 im dating this older girl she just invited me to her crib but the thing is its gonna be like a hangout with all of our friends right but im the biggest fraud ever i put height boosters and make up genuinely what fuck can i do she deadass said she wants to crack but i needa take my shoes off to get in on the bed and i go there in a few hours i need help desperately

nobody said you needed to take your shoes off, crack with the insoles in

 

[HopefullyaCLsoon]

You called me gay. You wear makeup how gay even is that. It’s crazy, ropemax nga

bro what theres a difference between actually being attracted to men and just
wanting to give your face the things it wasnt born with because not everyone has good genes and the make up is to get more woman not to look like a girl ur just an insecure iqlet

 

[ascend.and.forget]

insecure people don’t post theirselves, let’s get a picture of you then, bet everything I have you won’t post

 

[HopefullyaCLsoon]

insecure people don’t post theirselves, let’s get a picture of you then, bet everything I have you won’t post

bro wait im not the guy who called you gay what the hell if it was me then send a screenshot cuz im pretty sure that wasnt me and what if i dont want to post a picture because i would get banned

 

[ascend.and.forget]

Why would you get banned?

 

[Paul.jnxy]

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im 5'8 at 13 im dating this older girl she just invited me to her crib but the thing is its gonna be like a hangout with all of our friends right but im the biggest fraud ever i put height boosters and make up genuinely what fuck can i do she deadass said she wants to crack but i needa take my shoes off to get in on the bed and i go there in a few hours i need help desperate

Get sock lifts asap! Also nigha tf are you doing cracking at 13. ur balls are barely visible nigha

 

[HopefullyaCLsoon]

Why would you get banned?

underage

 

[HopefullyaCLsoon]

G


Get sock lifts asap!

yeah i tried that before and it looked insanely weird like i had a big lump on the bottom of my heel

 

[ascend.and.forget]

Fuck it’s the guy that gave you advice that called me gay, how do I view his posts?

 

[tomahawk]

Just go off natural be funny and UNDERSTAND WHEN SHE WANTS IT

 

[gl0rify]

LARP

 

[Paul.jnxy]

yeah i tried that before and it looked insanely weird like i had a big lump on the bottom of my heel

Nigha baggy drippy jeans

 

[Paul.jnxy]

Nigha baggy drippy jeans

At least you save a few CMs.

 

[HopefullyaCLsoon]

Fuck it’s the guy that gave you advice that called me gay, how do I view his posts?

im not sure man but i understand that it was a misunderstanding though

 

[ascend.and.forget]

yeah was nothing about you, hope you get to crack that girl, go on. I’ll find this guy’s posts now

 

[HopefullyaCLsoon]

Just go off natural be funny and UNDERSTAND WHEN SHE WANTS IT

im not even asking for it but i wont mind its just the frauding being caught is the problem

 

[tomahawk]

im not even asking for it but i wont mind its just the frauding being caught is the problem

Eh play it off somehow

 

[btb]

im 5'8 at 13 im dating this older girl she just invited me to her crib but the thing is its gonna be like a hangout with all of our friends right but im the biggest fraud ever i put height boosters and make up genuinely what fuck can i do she deadass said she wants to crack but i needa take my shoes off to get in on the bed and i go there in a few hours i need help desperately

Wear baggy pants that cover your feet and put the insoles inside your sock

When you have to take your pants off youre already in bed and can just slide your feet under the covers or sum so that she doesnt notice