Th3Man
I hold world record for most mogged person
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Holy shit, I just got mogged
I literally came back here yesterday after chilling at home for 2 weeks, not getting mogged at all, that's why I was inactive, now I've been mogged twice the first time I step outside.
Had to stop my shopping to write this...
[Osama bin laden standing in a veggie market]
This happen about 5 minutes while I was in the other store recording the couple...
I saw this cute coloured girl walk in, and I knew that I'd be approaching her no matter what
I haven't even bathed, my eyes are crusty and I'm dressed like shit but I was confident I could get her number
I wanted to speak to her outside the shop incase I got rejected and everyone heard
So I went to the till at the same time she did and left the store when she did...
Outside I said "hey" but I don't think she heard me (or maybe just ignored me, who knows..)
Then the stupid security guard calls me back and asks to search me, while this nigga gropes me, I see her walk down to a car and get into the...
PASSENGER seat
'ok, maybe it's her dad or mum...'
The car starts moving and I see her holding a newborn

And she is with a low-class looking nigga
Nigga looked like he dropped out of school in the 10th grade
And what surprised me was that he was black and not colored, if he was colored it would've made much much more sense
Then I they drive off and I just stand there for like 5 minutes, crying
Before I decide to go buy some veggies.
I literally came back here yesterday after chilling at home for 2 weeks, not getting mogged at all, that's why I was inactive, now I've been mogged twice the first time I step outside.
Had to stop my shopping to write this...
[Osama bin laden standing in a veggie market]
This happen about 5 minutes while I was in the other store recording the couple...
I saw this cute coloured girl walk in, and I knew that I'd be approaching her no matter what
I haven't even bathed, my eyes are crusty and I'm dressed like shit but I was confident I could get her number
I wanted to speak to her outside the shop incase I got rejected and everyone heard
So I went to the till at the same time she did and left the store when she did...
Outside I said "hey" but I don't think she heard me (or maybe just ignored me, who knows..)
Then the stupid security guard calls me back and asks to search me, while this nigga gropes me, I see her walk down to a car and get into the...
PASSENGER seat
'ok, maybe it's her dad or mum...'
The car starts moving and I see her holding a newborn
And she is with a low-class looking nigga
Nigga looked like he dropped out of school in the 10th grade
And what surprised me was that he was black and not colored, if he was colored it would've made much much more sense
Then I they drive off and I just stand there for like 5 minutes, crying
Before I decide to go buy some veggies.








