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I was just masturbating but my penis just went insanely small and then started spewing out blood. It stopped but now I cant pee and my penis is going purple and my balls ache like shit.

I've masturbated probably 40 times this week but I thought that was normal in all honesty, can someone identify this affliction? I can't go to any doctors because my parents will ground me for life. I'm 17 years old and any advice will be appreciated.
 
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I was just masturbating but my penis just went insanely small and then started spewing out blood. It stopped but now I cant pee and my penis is going purple and my balls ache like shit.

I've masturbated probably 40 times this week but I thought that was normal in all honesty, can someone identify this affliction? I can't go to any doctors because my parents will ground me for life. I'm 17 years old and any advice will be appreciated.
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