I’m almost 16 and never had morning wood GTFIH

[ascendingalways]

It’s so weird lmao I still get hard a LOT and a I got a hormone test and everything fine. My testosterone is actually really high and my circulation’s fine so i’m so confused. My doctor said it’s not a cause for concern and it’s just an indicator that my endocrine system is working fine (which it is) but every morning I wake up I feel like a reddit using subsoy disgusting loser. I know it’s probably not a question for a looksmaxxing forum but does any high iqcel have any idea at all? It’s not good for my mental health bhais

 

[PeakIncels]

I don't even remember the last time I got a hard dick

 

[ascendingalways]

I don't even remember the last time I got a hard dick

like got hard at all? Or are you talking about spontaneous erections like morning wood?

 

[acertyxx_]

It’s so weird lmao I still get hard a LOT and a I got a hormone test and everything fine. My testosterone is actually really high and my circulation’s fine so i’m so confused. My doctor said it’s not a cause for concern and it’s just an indicator that my endocrine system is working fine (which it is) but every morning I wake up I feel like a reddit using subsoy disgusting loser. I know it’s probably not a question for a looksmaxxing forum but does any high iqcel have any idea at all? It’s not good for my mental health bhais

need to work on more than just your pee pee doesn't get hard in the morning

 

[PeakIncels]

like got hard at all? Or are you talking about spontaneous erections like morning wood?

both

 

[ascendingalways]

both

Damn so you don’t jerk off at all?

 

[romanstock]

do you ever wake up needing to pee? my morning wood seems to activate when i need to hold in the pee better. can become very frustrating when i need to get up to pee but have to wait for my erection to go down.

 

[ascendingalways]

need to work on more than just your pee pee doesn't get hard in the morning

Like what?

 

[ascendingalways]

do you ever wake up needing to pee? my morning wood seems to activate when i need to hold in the pee better. can become very frustrating when i need to get up to pee but have to wait for my erection to go down.

No, never. I barely drink water (i’m trying to drink more but I forget a lot) and piss right before bed. Thanks for the suggestion.

 

[ascendingalways]

bumpy wumpy

 

[LTNUser]

I don't even remember the last time I got a hard dick

Do you have ED or what?

 

[mmmousaa]

It’s so weird lmao I still get hard a LOT and a I got a hormone test and everything fine. My testosterone is actually really high and my circulation’s fine so i’m so confused. My doctor said it’s not a cause for concern and it’s just an indicator that my endocrine system is working fine (which it is) but every morning I wake up I feel like a reddit using subsoy disgusting loser. I know it’s probably not a question for a looksmaxxing forum but does any high iqcel have any idea at all? It’s not good for my mental health bhais

I think it depends on what time you wake up at. When I wake up early (4ish) I get it almost every time as opposed to when I would wake up at 7:30

 

[Surfsup]

Ok this is concerning
I was peak horny at 16
Get ur T levels checked ASAP bro

 

[GabachoCopium]

It’s so weird lmao I still get hard a LOT and a I got a hormone test and everything fine. My testosterone is actually really high and my circulation’s fine so i’m so confused. My doctor said it’s not a cause for concern and it’s just an indicator that my endocrine system is working fine (which it is) but every morning I wake up I feel like a reddit using subsoy disgusting loser. I know it’s probably not a question for a looksmaxxing forum but does any high iqcel have any idea at all? It’s not good for my mental health bhais

that’s a great thing i can tell you. start mitigating EMF exposure. mitigate blue light exposure. start squatting more. tap into things like sprinting. you also have to tap into certain supplements. i think tongkatali is fantastic. i think shiajeet is fantastic. pine pollen is fantastic. drinking raw milk. raw honey. caco power. yeah all these things are fantastic things to boost your testosterone. but at the end of the day it’s about living a holistic lifestyle

 

[stck6]

Over for u i was so horny this morning i woke up and gooned before the night we gooned together with the bhais at the gooner megathread(2025)

 

[Hernan]

over.

 

[Iraniancel]

brutal

 

[ascendingalways]

Over for u i was so horny this morning i woke up and gooned before the night we gooned together with the bhais at the gooner megathread(2025)

I stayed in my bed until 11 and jerked off 6 times this morning

 

[ascendingalways]

over.

I mean it’s not like my height, dick size, or overall looks were stunted at all. I’m just missing a health indicator

 

[Hernan]

I mean it’s not like my height, dick size, or overall looks were stunted at all. I’m just missing a health indicator

>no morning wood

> My testosterone is actually really high

I doubt it buddy.

 

[ascendingalways]

>no morning wood

I doubt it buddy.

I mean think whatever but I have no reason to lie about my testosterone on an incel forum.

 

[PeakIncels]

Damn so you don’t jerk off at all?

no

 

[PeakIncels]

Do you have ED or what?

anorexia will kill your sex drive and t

 

[iblamexyz]

It’s so weird lmao I still get hard a LOT and a I got a hormone test and everything fine. My testosterone is actually really high and my circulation’s fine so i’m so confused. My doctor said it’s not a cause for concern and it’s just an indicator that my endocrine system is working fine (which it is) but every morning I wake up I feel like a reddit using subsoy disgusting loser. I know it’s probably not a question for a looksmaxxing forum but does any high iqcel have any idea at all? It’s not good for my mental health bhais

stop fapping jfl and you'll get morning wood

 

[chadhamed]

Some days i get morning wood and some days i dont.
i dont thinks is exclusevly test. It just luck or sum random shi . Its not even a problem
The big problem is not getting hard at sex

 

[Mainlander]

DNR

I Never have and I have 900ng/dl

 

[ascendingalways]

stop fapping jfl and you'll get morning wood

ur prob right i can’t even lie

 

[Alt Number 3]

damn ur meant to be a femboy

 

[ascendingalways]

damn ur meant to be a femboy

im 15, 6’1, 7 inch’s, and i’d like to think i’m htn so it’s not like anything was stunted

 

[goyimslayer]

It’s so weird lmao I still get hard a LOT and a I got a hormone test and everything fine. My testosterone is actually really high and my circulation’s fine so i’m so confused. My doctor said it’s not a cause for concern and it’s just an indicator that my endocrine system is working fine (which it is) but every morning I wake up I feel like a reddit using subsoy disgusting loser. I know it’s probably not a question for a looksmaxxing forum but does any high iqcel have any idea at all? It’s not good for my mental health bhais

if you got a hormonal test and your testosterone was good then you dont have to worry about not having morning wood

 

[ascendingalways]

if you got a hormonal test and your testosterone was good then you dont have to worry about not having morning wood

That’s what my doctor told me, but i’d still like to be able to wake up in the morning after sleeping completely naked, open my window,,
and just stand on my bed with my dick fully erect and the sunlight glistening off the tip ever so slightly.

 

[Debetro]

How often to do you beat it?

 

[ascendingalways]

How often to do you beat it?

wayyy too much

 

[Debetro]

wayyy too much

Why would you not stop?

 

[ascendingalways]

Why would you not stop?

i been trying but I got sick for like 8 months with limes disease and i just recently cured it. during that time i was like not going outside and since i stopped doing my homework, i started doing online school too. i was so bored so i would jerk off 24/7 and now im living with the consequences of not being able to stop. i’m trying my best though just taking it day by day.

 

[Epochs]

owari da

 

[Debetro]

i been trying but I got sick for like 8 months with limes disease and i just recently cured it. during that time i was like not going outside and since i stopped doing my homework, i started doing online school too. i was so bored so i would jerk off 24/7 and now im living with the consequences of not being able to stop. i’m trying my best though just taking it day by day.

Stop making up excuses dude. Or keep doing it, whatever, less competition.

 

[imabetanumale]

morning wood depends more in sleep cycles. Like you get it at the end of a REM cycle, it doesnt matter how much hours you slept, just at the end of a REm cycle you will probably get a boner, maybe you are waking up with an alarm, meaning you dont wake up naturally and you were in a sleep cycle in which you wouldnt wake up naturally, tht are any but the REm cycle, which is the one you wake up

 

[ascendingalways]

morning wood depends more in sleep cycles. Like you get it at the end of a REM cycle, it doesnt matter how much hours you slept, just at the end of a REm cycle you will probably get a boner, maybe you are waking up with an alarm, meaning you dont wake up naturally and you were in a sleep cycle in which you wouldnt wake up naturally, tht are any but the REm cycle, which is the one you wake up

Nah i wake up naturally

 

[ascendingalways]

Stop making up excuses dude. Or keep doing it, whatever, less competition.

no excuses man it’s js a lil hard to go from jerking it like 8 times a day to none at all. i’m taking it slow and gradually cutting down because that way i have the best chance of success.

 

[imabetanumale]

no excuses man it’s js a lil hard to go from jerking it like 8 times a day to none at all. i’m taking it slow and gradually cutting down because that way i have the best chance of success.

actually the best chance of succes is making your mind deeply understand that is harmful or disadvantegeous, like subconcsious level. You just need to understand the danger of ejaculating, if you dont haver real experiece you will not succed because deep in your mind you dont see as bad.

 

[ihhatemyself]

My testosterone is actually really high

Who’s gonna tell him?

 

[ascendingalways]

Who’s gonna tell him?

I mean i got my blood work done like a month ago so