I'm almost 17 and already as dead inside as a 71 year old man

[Growth Plate]

Older users get triggered when I make these threads but they forget they're literally normies while I was much uglier than they were at my age

 

[Growth Plate]

mainly due to

In summary

Suffering as an ugly short teen that has to go to highschool everyday only to see hot prime jbs in revealing clothing like crop tops and leggings walking with their tall prettyboy boyfriends that experienced every vital milestone I desired but missed out on

What makes it even worse is that I unironically actually have the collagen of a 71 year old man too with all my wrinkles folds dry skin etc.

So women much older than me already see me as a creepy old man which is fucking ironic but oh well

 

[Looks234]

You play any sports? U should try tbh.

 

[softlysoftly]

You play any sports? U should try tbh.

what sports do you play you look like a tennis and badminton guy

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Older users get triggered when I make these threads but they forget they're literally normies while I was much uglier than they were at my age

Jaded means you've had too much fun and nothing really makes you feel good anymore. Usually effects second generation wealthy folks who were never really that ambitious. What you're describing is having died inside due to too much bitterness.

 

[Growth Plate]

You play any sports? U should try tbh.

I have ideal proportions for track (deformed tier long legs short torso) and I waa recommended to play track by my gym coach because I was clearly fast

But I can't be caught without wearing 2 layers of shoe lifts in air forces everyday because I'm 5'7" so unfortunately I can't play sports even if I wanted to

Getting braids or two strand twist to hide my forehead and tretinoin would obv benefit me much more than trying to attain "sports halo" as a 3psl midget anyway

My highschool is filled with tall gl niggas with dreads and twists. There's no sports halo for me jfl. Tallest kid in my school is around 6'10" (not gonna be exact because might dox my school), HTN black guy, deep voice, long legs, plays basktetball and is muscular but not too muscular, fun fact

 

[Growth Plate]

Jaded means you've had too much fun and nothing really makes you feel good anymore. Usually effects second generation wealthy folks who were never really that ambitious. What you're describing is having died inside due to too much bitterness.

Brutal vocabulary pill

 

[Looks234]

I have ideal proportions for track (deformed tier long legs short torso) and I waa recommended to play track by my gym coach because I was clearly fast

But I can't be caught without wearing 2 layers of shoe lifts in air forces everyday because I'm 5'7" so unfortunately I can't play sports even if I wanted to

Autism, no one will be thinking about your height. Nigga join track

 

[Deleted member 8869]

you unironically mog me

 

[Deleted member]

It never began for non 183cm cels

 

[Growth Plate]

Autism. Nigga join track.

Just suddenly stop wearing lifts bro

Over once someone says "aye growth plate why do you look shorter now" then another nigga says "oh yeah he does look much shorter what happened" the another nigga says "I remember when he was like 5'7 then one day he suddenly bumped up to my height 5'9 and he was walking weird af. Nigga sus af bruh. Only his legs "grew" too" then another nigga says "wait a minute you know those celebrities that put shit in their shoes to make them taller. Bro growth plate bro accept your height"

 

[latincell95]

Older users get triggered when I make these threads but they forget they're literally normies while I was much uglier than they were at my age

Damn bro. Feels bad for you zoomers. At least I can cope with kissing and cuddling with my high school girlfriend (the teenlove pill) in a pre-Tinder era (2009-2012).

 

[Growth Plate]

Damn bro. Feels bad for you zoomers. At least I can cope with kissing and cuddling with my high school girlfriend (the teenlove pill) in a pre-Tinder era (2009-2012).

You literally had what I wish I had

Bro

 

[Growth Plate]

You literally had what I wish I had

Bro

if anyone from school finds my posts like this it's over