I’m an oldcel

[optimisticzoomer]

22 is oldcel tbh
A few months will flash by and I’ll be 23
This rocks!

 

[optimisticzoomer]

@Debetro

 

[Node]

Yep

 

[RapeAllFemales]

You weren't the user who wanted to get an OBO, what happened? You were sexually harassed by Giant in counseling.

 

[sub5outsider]

oldcel is 25 plus but i get you when you get to 25 you will realize

 

[iblamexyz]

22 is oldcel tbh
A few months will flash by and I’ll be 23
This rocks!

I am 20yr oldcel losER also

 

[optimisticzoomer]

oldcel is 25 plus but i get you when you get to 25 you will realize

That’s retirement tier

 

[sub5outsider]

That’s retirement tier

im 26 but i dont feel worse than when i was 20 to be honest i have more energy now

 

[Debetro]

Then 25 in two days. That's when you start being in your late 20s and your copes run out of time. You won't realize it and it will be your 30th birthday, your late 20s will be spent being anxious about turning 30 and it will fly by. And that's the point where you can no longer feel like a young stud. I'm sorry. Life afterwards doesn't feel the same. After 30, 35 comes, and after it 40. That's middle age already. GG.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

im 26 but i dont feel worse than when i was 20 to be honest i have more energy now

Getting old mogs tbh

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Then 25 in two days. That's when you start being in your late 20s and your copes run out of time. You won't realize it and it will be your 30th birthday, your late 20s will be spent being anxious about turning 30 and it will fly by. And that's the point where you can no longer feel like a young stud. I'm sorry. Life afterwards doesn't feel the same. After 30, 35 comes, and after it 40. That's middle age already. GG.

Life begins at 10 years of semen retention past 18. If I maintain, it will be age 31 for me

 

[Debetro]

Life begins at 10 years of semen retention past 18. If I maintain, it will be age 31 for me

It does nothing, I hope you are joking. I should have never invited you into that cult. I created a monster.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

It does nothing, I hope you are joking. I should have never invited you into that cult. I created a monster.

It does a lot
I’ve lived more in this last year than in the previous 5 combined

 

[sub5outsider]

Getting old mogs tbh

when i look pics of me when i was 18-20 i looked way worse if i still had my full head of hair i wouldve mogg my younger self now i have way more angularity and dimorphism

 

[FiendFiend]

22 is oldcel tbh
A few months will flash by and I’ll be 23
This rocks!

u should get a gf u seem like a good looking dude why dont u have a gf

 

[optimisticzoomer]

when i look pics of me when i was 18-20 i looked way worse if i still had my full head of hair i wouldve mogg my younger self now i have way more angularity and dimorphism

Hair is overrated anyway
Just shave it and be free

 

[wasteofspace]

Ok Timmy

 

[optimisticzoomer]

u should get a gf u seem like a good looking dude why dont u have a gf

Life begins at 10 years of semen retention past 18. If I maintain, it will be age 31 for me

 

[cytoplasm]

You're a kid until 35-40 tbh

 

[optimisticzoomer]

You're a kid until 35-40 tbh

Life begins for men at 40

 

[FiendFiend]

Life begins at 10 years of semen retention past 18. If I maintain, it will be age 31 for me

pls tell me ur trolling OP dont do this

 

[optimisticzoomer]

pls tell me ur trolling OP dont do this

Lifelong semen retention is my goal

 

[cytoplasm]

Life begins for men at 40

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