markye67
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Craziest shit happened bro.
The first story. Part:1
So a bunch of my friends decided to play hide and seek across the whole block. (It’s 12am night)
Me and my other friend decided to hide behind some bushes on a random dudes lawn.
2 mins later this 5,8 dude 300pounds 50 year old comes out and starts screaming at my friend and we were corned because the push was at the back of the lawn.
When the 50 year old caught us he started joking my friend and screaming until I kicked him off my friend.
After that the 50 year old dude woke a few neighbours up to go look for us so we had to hide for a few mins so that’s the end for story one.
Story 2:
This one kind of short but what ever bro.
So my cousin and another dude are driving to a park where the whole church is going to because they reserved it.
in the car we had 2 folds and one foid was asking the dumbest shit ever.
The foid said why do we blink.
Then she said goats live on the mountain.
End.
And btw it was like 2 am night and we saw a dude run in the gas station and steal a pack of beer bro.
Forgot to add one more thing so we played truth or dare and some foid asked a dude if it’s 5 inches bro.
@davidlaidisme67
@lowdimotrucel
@Mob Boss
@NorwoodAscender
The first story. Part:1
So a bunch of my friends decided to play hide and seek across the whole block. (It’s 12am night)
Me and my other friend decided to hide behind some bushes on a random dudes lawn.
2 mins later this 5,8 dude 300pounds 50 year old comes out and starts screaming at my friend and we were corned because the push was at the back of the lawn.
When the 50 year old caught us he started joking my friend and screaming until I kicked him off my friend.
After that the 50 year old dude woke a few neighbours up to go look for us so we had to hide for a few mins so that’s the end for story one.
Story 2:
This one kind of short but what ever bro.
So my cousin and another dude are driving to a park where the whole church is going to because they reserved it.
in the car we had 2 folds and one foid was asking the dumbest shit ever.
The foid said why do we blink.
Then she said goats live on the mountain.
End.
And btw it was like 2 am night and we saw a dude run in the gas station and steal a pack of beer bro.
Forgot to add one more thing so we played truth or dare and some foid asked a dude if it’s 5 inches bro.
@davidlaidisme67
@lowdimotrucel
@Mob Boss
@NorwoodAscender
