Im constipated rn! Life is hell

[Sayori]

What have I done for this torture, I drank hella water today

I even gave coins to homeless people as a young boy

Weirdest org post ive made this is how bad it is

Alsmot dying of dnp is better than this

 

[edcel]

Laxatives bro, laxatives

 

[Scars]

What have I done for this torture, I drank hella water today

I even gave coins to homeless people as a young boy

Weirdest org post ive made this is how bad it is

Alsmot dying of dnp is better than this

stop eating sludge and you wont have these issues

 

[Kurdishcoper]

here come the fiber merchants

 

[.𝐏𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐓.]

Let me massage your belly

 

[Sayori]

Laxatives bro, laxatives

stop eating sludge and you wont have these issues

here come the fiber merchants

Let me massage your belly

This is severe constipation I gen might have to lube the bitch up

 

[Yliaster]

Need to incorporate more Fiber along with consuming Water+

 

[ExogenousMilk]

What have I done for this torture, I drank hella water today

I even gave coins to homeless people as a young boy

Weirdest org post ive made this is how bad it is

Alsmot dying of dnp is better than this

just eat fruit n meat

 

[.𝐏𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐓.]

This is severe constipation I gen might have to lube the bitch up

You’re in luck! I’m just the guy for that

 

[Sayori]

Need to incorporate more Fiber along with consuming Water+

just eat fruit n meat

You’re in luck! I’m just the guy for that

Im a fucking goat !!!! Holy shit this is my great achievement of my life!!!

Ai was telling me to sitting in a warm bath and stick my finger in my asshole to lube it up nga( keep in mind I cant think sincs the pain was terrible and I felt nauseous)

So I said fuck that and came up with a quick idea. I stood up and sat down and repeated this three times in hope it would loosen, and break up the hardened stool drom drinking 5 protein shakes a day.

Im a goat niggers I did it im so fucking cool holy shiii


Say hooray ngas

 

[jeffersonmogs54321]

Get a laxative to shitmaxx bro

 

[jeffersonmogs54321]

Im a fucking goat !!!! Holy shit this is my great achievement of my life!!!

Ai was telling me to sitting in a warm bath and stick my finger in my asshole to lube it up nga( keep in mind I cant think sincs the pain was terrible and I felt nauseous)

So I said fuck that and came up with a quick idea. I stood up and sat down and repeated this three times in hope it would loosen, and break up the hardened stool drom drinking 5 protein shakes a day.

Im a goat niggers I did it im so fucking cool holy shiii


Say hooray ngas

Hooray nigga

 

[Prøphet]

Niggers will do anything except eat fiber

 

[Prøphet]

here come the fiber merchants

Nigger, you’re just a trend hopper

 

[Sayori]

Niggers will do anything except eat fiber

I will end you, ive just been drinking over 5 bottles of expired protein shakes

 

[Prøphet]

I will end you, ive just been drinking over 5 bottles of expired protein shakes

Your farts must smell like a wasteland of vultures nigga

 

[Sayori]

Your farts must smell like a wasteland of vultures nigga

I wish nga I aint farting but fuck it I will not be touching a veggie for shii

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Legit laughed at this and I’m @ Work rn

I read this in a meeting and bust out laughing esp when you said you gave money to homeless I couldn’t hold it in

What have I done for this torture, I drank hella water today

I even gave coins to homeless people as a young boy

Weirdest org post ive made this is how bad it is

Alsmot dying of dnp is better than this

 

[kisslessvirgin]

have laxatives on standby

 

[niggercel]

What have I done for this torture, I drank hella water today

I even gave coins to homeless people as a young boy

Weirdest org post ive made this is how bad it is

Alsmot dying of dnp is better than this

Magnesium citrate