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A few years ago, my former doctor said that I was dying. She said, "You have less than 60 years to live."

Recently, my new doctor said, "The fuck cares, bitch! We all die. Get used to it, motherfucker."

In so many words, I have less than 58 years to live.
 
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5 8 y e a r s

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A few years ago, my former doctor said that I was dying. She said, "You have less than 60 years to live."

Recently, my new doctor said, "The fuck cares, bitch! We all die. Get used to it, motherfucker."

In so many words, I have less than 58 years to live.
how
 
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A few years ago, my former doctor said that I was dying. She said, "You have less than 60 years to live."

Recently, my new doctor said, "The fuck cares, bitch! We all die. Get used to it, motherfucker."

In so many words, I have less than 58 years to live.
Over :fuk:
 
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No domt
 
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Nigga you must be at least 30 to be this schizoid. In 60 years you'll be 90, that's a good age to die at
 
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Bro, let go.... this is getting creepy. Let G O!


My fucking lungs are fucked. The ORG pundits know the deal back in September, it's in the family/.
You know me, you just don’t realize it yet, DONT die.
 
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A few years ago, my former doctor said that I was dying. She said, "You have less than 60 years to live."

Recently, my new doctor said, "The fuck cares, bitch! We all die. Get used to it, motherfucker."

In so many words, I have less than 58 years to live.
58 good lord u sure ur gonna make it to that party next week?
 
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N O !!! I will find you and make you my eternal undead vassal to serve me for eternity


Damn, this should be embarrassing for you because I didn't watch that big gigantic pile of shit!
 
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@jeff1234 i ran the fucking numbers! THIS IS THE ONLY WAY!
 
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Damn, this should be embarrassing for you because I didn't watch that big gigantic pile of shit!
It's not because I transcended such petty human feelings through my training in the mountains of the hindu kush under brahmin yogis. The movie was decent tbh but can't say I'll be watching it again.
 
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RIP. 15% chance I will still be alive in 58 years.
 
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It's not because I transcended such petty human feelings through my training in the mountains of the hindu kush under brahmin yogis. The movie was decent tbh but can't say I'll be watching it again.
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It is what it is. You all do what you do. And I will deal with what is dealt.
 
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Embrace death bro

It's not bad.
Ignore however society has conditioned you to view death, it's ultimately the end of your human identity - the person you have developed and nurtured for a few decades ceases to exist.. but your soul moves on
 
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Hi jim
 
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Tbh i dont wanna live past 30+
 
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Saaar will you leave me your .org account in the will:)
 
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A few years ago, my former doctor said that I was dying. She said, "You have less than 60 years to live."

Recently, my new doctor said, "The fuck cares, bitch! We all die. Get used to it, motherfucker."

In so many words, I have less than 58 years to live.
but

psl or appeal ?
 
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A few years ago, my former doctor said that I was dying. She said, "You have less than 60 years to live."

Recently, my new doctor said, "The fuck cares, bitch! We all die. Get used to it, motherfucker."

In so many words, I have less than 58 years to live.
Rip in pieces

GG
 
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Rip in pieces

GG

Embrace death bro

It's not bad.
Ignore however society has conditioned you to view death, it's ultimately the end of your human identity - the person you have developed and nurtured for a few decades ceases to exist.. but your soul moves on

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but

psl or appeal ?
No idea.

Saaar will you leave me your .org account in the will:)
An AI training bot will continue it
 
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Start fasting
 
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This is the thread that I have been talking about and waiting for for years!
58 years can go by quickly. By 2083, I'll probably feel, "I'm not ready, give me 58 more years!" Ah, yes, embrace living as a burden upon others.

"He shit himself again, Ma!"

"Then clean it up."

"I don't like how he looks at me when I do."

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Start fasting
I'm thinking about water fasting. No liquids, just raw meat and its juices.
 
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58 years can go by quickly. By 2083, I'll probably feel, "I'm not ready, give me 58 more years!" Ah, yes, embrace living as a burden upon others.

"He shit himself again, Ma!"

"Then clean it up."

"I don't like how he looks at me when I do."

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I'm thinking about water fasting. No liquids, just raw meat and its juices.
I had to clean a 62 year old man's ass at 1:00 am this morning. He shit his basketball shorts.
 
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Well, being that you are probably in your 30s, having 58 years means you’ll live way more than the average person.

I understand why that would be brutal.
 
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I had to clean a 62 year old man's ass at 1:00 am this morning. He shit his basketball shorts.
How do you know how much more do you have left?
 
Well, being that you are probably in your 30s, having 58 years means you’ll live way more than the average person.

I understand why that would be brutal.
Regardless of the age, knowing I can die at any moment, creepy. Gives me the heebie jeebies, ngl. But allergies is a bitch for some folks. It messes with your breathing. And sometimes, that could cause panic attacks, which means, jeepers creepers. This is new.

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How do you know how much more do you have left?
No one knows for sure. But lately, I've been reading quite a few stories of rich folks, many being celebrities, dropping dead from cancer. Shocking deaths! They're shocking because the families don't share the dying part with the public becasue they feel, "Its none of your fucking business how us rich folks deal with things, nigga."

Nigga? Why would rich people talk so trashy? Ugh, America has indeed changed.
 
There's always poop all over the place.
Yes, crazy nastiness all over the place — you just know how it's another level. But as soon as you manage to find your way out of the neck deeply poop, the big picture just becomes perfectly clear. The Competition and darwinism is there for a reason. As you might already know, sex is not the definitive answer — but it absolutely helps understanding. You do not have to be empathetic towards incels — understanding them on a deeply level might be enough.
 
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A few years ago, my former doctor said that I was dying. She said, "You have less than 60 years to live."

Recently, my new doctor said, "The fuck cares, bitch! We all die. Get used to it, motherfucker."

In so many words, I have less than 58 years to live.
Im here for you bro, just give me your posession when you die
 
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Yes, crazy nastiness all over the place — you just know how it's another level. But as soon as you manage to find your way out of the neck deeply poop, the big picture just becomes perfectly clear. The Competition and darwinism is there for a reason. As you might already know, sex is not the definitive answer — but it absolutely helps understanding. You do not have to be empathetic towards incels — understanding them on a deeply level might be enough.
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