im fabricating my entire resume to get a job in public accounting

[7zyzz7]

im a lazy fuck and i only have a degree, but i did no internships, clubs, networking, ive never even worked a day in my life, and on top i cheated all the way through college with chegg so i know practically next to nothing. Im applying to jobs and at first i felt really nervous but than i realized that im a based a fuck nigga as well as adolf hitlers top solider and that i spend my days lusting after beheading american goyim execution style in public. I AM going to lie my ass off on my resume and fabricate work experience, and I WILL get away with it, because I AM that nigga. HH

 

[Trilogy]

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Based

 

[mogger123]

Why the fuck would you want to be an accountant?

Legit most boring job on earth. I'd rather clean toilets

 

[ropemax]

Accountancy is almost fully automatized by now

 

[Deleted member 25056]

Why the fuck would you want to be an accountant?

Legit most boring job on earth. I'd rather clean toilets

No you wouldn't