I'm finally aging.

[Lulleko]

Age induced temporal dilation is so brutal, what feels like a week for me was an entire day for my child self, months were years and years were centuries. I still remember 2015 like it was yesterday, back when waiting for summer break was like spending an eternity in purgatory before judgement and you're telling me It's accelerating?
Soon before I know It years will be passing me like different hours of the days, there is truly no point in living past 30. What's the point of a sightseeing tour if you're riding a jet?

 

[cytoplasm]

Tfw you turn 17