Im Flabbagasted nigga (short story)

[Lemic]

Just drove into my estate, where my house is.
And there is a woman. With 2 dogs and a baby in a pram walking in the middle of the road.

There is a footpath by the way... with nobody on it. I asked her if she's retarded and drove past. She then just fucking left the baby on the road while her dogs took a shit.

I actually cannot believe my eyes. How tf are you a mother jfl.

 

[tarkdriad33]

did you run her over?

 

[x_stghl_x]

Just drove into my estate, where my house is.
And there is a woman. With 2 dogs and a baby in a pram walking in the middle of the road.

There is a footpath by the way... with nobody on it. I asked her if she's retarded and drove past. She then just fucking left the baby on the road while her dogs took a shit.

I actually cannot believe my eyes. How tf are you a mother jfl.

Tales

 

[Lemic]

did you run her over?

No im not a murderer

 

[Lemic]

@67 psl @DownwardGrowthCel @lowdimotrucel

 

[cortisolman2]

Just drove into my estate, where my house is.
And there is a woman. With 2 dogs and a baby in a pram walking in the middle of the road.

There is a footpath by the way... with nobody on it. I asked her if she's retarded and drove past. She then just fucking left the baby on the road while her dogs took a shit.

I actually cannot believe my eyes. How tf are you a mother jfl.

so your a rich dude with a car and a house to your name i have question what brings you here? are you ugly and you need help with what to do or ?

 

[DownwardGrowthCel]

I actually laughed out loud when i read this

 

[Lemic]

 

[buccalfatremoval]

Kill her

 

[cortisolman2]

Im not rich bro.

car, house,estate hmm idk what an estate is but im guessing a closed community but alr