I'm fucked - all solariums in Germany are closed now

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Thanks to the government and this stupid corona safety propaganda, I can't tan anymore.

I look 10x worse when I'm pale and it takes some time to build a tan. I don't wanna see my looks decline more and more every single day when I look in the mirror.

I want this corona bullshit to stop asap; it's also affecting other areas in my life negatively. Can't get shit done because of it. Nobody fucking cared about influenza, why do they make such a fuss about this now?
 
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Extremely relatable king.

There are are many looksmaxxes we have no access too. I myself keep looking worse which is depressing and then as u say it affects many other areas, your life is basically on hold.

Idk what to do anymore tbh. And what upsets me the most is that this situation is nothing but a perfect holiday to remain at home watching movies, have snacks and fuck non stop for the some people jfl.
 
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Try melanotan 2
 
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Thanks to the government and this stupid corona safety propaganda, I can't tan anymore.

I look 10x worse when I'm pale and it takes some time to build a tan. I don't wanna see my looks decline more and more every single day when I look in the mirror.

I want this corona bullshit to stop asap; it's also affecting other areas in my life negatively. Can't get shit done because of it. Nobody fucking cared about influenza, why do they make such a fuss about this now?
Don’t ethnic girls give u IOI’s?
 
Thanks to the government and this stupid corona safety propaganda, I can't tan anymore.

I look 10x worse when I'm pale and it takes some time to build a tan. I don't wanna see my looks decline more and more every single day when I look in the mirror.

I want this corona bullshit to stop asap; it's also affecting other areas in my life negatively. Can't get shit done because of it. Nobody fucking cared about influenza, why do they make such a fuss about this now?
Also cry me a river.
 
Try melanotan 2
Does it work without tanning though? It seems like steroids without resistance training to me. Enlighten me, please
 
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Just spend one day outside when it's over 30 Celsius and there you go.
 
Just spend one day outside when it's over 30 Celsius and there you go.
Dude, that'll be in like 4 months and until then I'll be zombie-tier
 
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Does it work without tanning though? It seems like steroids without resistance training to me. Enlighten me, please
Yeah, it works without tanning, accept obviously you're gonna want to tan to get the fastest results.

I've done two cycles of it and during my second one I didn't leave the house (jfl) and I still got great results. I can't imagine actually trying to tan without MT2 to be quite frank, seems like a waste of time and a potential looksmin for your skin over time, MT2 can get you better results than tanning naturally could in 6 months, but in less than 4 weeks.

just @ me if you have questions, i've got sources aswell.
 
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No but even if they did, it wouldn't open up solariums again or stop this corona bullshit
No self hating ethnic foids to cuddle with during corona 😔
 
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Muh muh tan

Muh orange

Muh skin cancer
Muh

Muh no collagen

Fucking kys
 
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Yeah, it works without tanning, accept obviously you're gonna want to tan to get the fastest results.

I've done two cycles of it and during my second one I didn't leave the house (jfl) and I still got great results. I can't imagine actually trying to tan without MT2 to be quite frank, seems like a waste of time and a potential looksmin for your skin over time, MT2 can get you better results than tanning naturally could in 6 months, but in less than 4 weeks.

just @ me if you have questions, i've got sources aswell.
Sounds great. Few questions though:

- What about side effects? Did you do bloodwork (especially hormones) before/during/after?
- Does it change (darken) eye and hair color?
- What was your pinning schedule like?

I've become quite wary towards it because of the horror stories about it and also because it's still kind of a research chemical with unkown possible permanent sides
 
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Sounds great. Few questions though:

- What about side effects? Did you do bloodwork (especially hormones) before/during/after?
- Does it change (darken) eye and hair color?
- What was your pinning schedule like?

I've become quite wary towards it because of the horror stories about it and also because it's still kind of a research chemical with unkown possible permanent sides
the "horror stories" are nothing more than mere Jewish propaganda. It's a pathetically soft-core peptide. All it does is mimic endogenous melanocyte-stimulating-hormone, therefore equating to an upregulation of the synthesis of melanocytes, in turn upregulating the activation of the melanocyte receptors.

no change in hormones, it doesn't affect steroid, neurosteroid or peptide-based hormones within the body. It does however dramatically improve sensitivity to insulin, there are tonnes of studies, it decreases fasted blood glucose levels in rats and increases insulin sensitivity, does the same in humans, when on cycle I would literally feel an insane muscle pump after eating carbs because of the intense insulin sensitivity.

regarding sides, as you probably know sex drive increases, for me it was the horniest I've ever felt in my life, and I'm not one to have a low sex drive, so I'm comparing it to my daily sex drive that is already pretty high. Had a boner for about 7 out of 24 hours a day, I'm not kidding.

hair didn't change at all, eyebrows darkened, the eye change is a myth. My pinning schedule was completely random, some days i'd pin 250mcg some days I'd pin 500mcg, a couple of days I pinned 1mg, it doesn't really affect the rate in which you tan, at least in my experience with the drug, however, I did seriously notice an increase in nausea and insatiable sex drive with doses upward of 500mcg. I got a couple of freckles and (((moles))) but they disappeared after discontinuation.

to be quite honest, the way you react to the drug is subjective, like with most drugs, for example, I could pin 1mg with little to no sides other then a bit of light-headedness and nausea, whereas if somebody else were to pin 1mg they might get chronic influenza-type symptoms, to touch on that, I did a couple of times feel like I was coming down with the flu, but when I woke up in the morning all symptoms had ceased (except for the raging boner, JFL).

other than that man, I can't recommend this shit enough, it's a godsend, don't waste your time tanning naturally when you can tan within weeks, increase insulin sensitivity naturally and skyrocket your libido (good or bad thing depending on whether or not you're sexually active).

oh, and I noticed cumming felt 10x more sensitive and overall better and more pleasurable, could cum 5 times daily on it tbh.
 
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Melanotan 2 is a wonder drug, and the only reason i came off it was because of funds. The darkening of eyebrows and facial hair was the first thing that happend to me in a very short amount of time, and it looked great.

I barely got any sun exposure and became golden skinned within 2 weeks. Its a must for palecels.
 
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Thanks to the government and this stupid corona safety propaganda, I can't tan anymore.

I look 10x worse when I'm pale and it takes some time to build a tan. I don't wanna see my looks decline more and more every single day when I look in the mirror.

I want this corona bullshit to stop asap; it's also affecting other areas in my life negatively. Can't get shit done because of it. Nobody fucking cared about influenza, why do they make such a fuss about this now?
It was originally to bash Trump.

And I would kill to look like you when you're PALE.
 
the "horror stories" are nothing more than mere Jewish propaganda. It's a pathetically soft-core peptide. All it does is mimic endogenous melanocyte-stimulating-hormone, therefore equating to an upregulation of the synthesis of melanocytes, in turn upregulating the activation of the melanocyte receptors.

no change in hormones, it doesn't affect steroid, neurosteroid or peptide-based hormones within the body. It does however dramatically improve sensitivity to insulin, there are tonnes of studies, it decreases fasted blood glucose levels in rats and increases insulin sensitivity, does the same in humans, when on cycle I would literally feel an insane muscle pump after eating carbs because of the intense insulin sensitivity.

regarding sides, as you probably know sex drive increases, for me it was the horniest I've ever felt in my life, and I'm not one to have a low sex drive, so I'm comparing it to my daily sex drive that is already pretty high. Had a boner for about 7 out of 24 hours a day, I'm not kidding.

hair didn't change at all, eyebrows darkened, the eye change is a myth. My pinning schedule was completely random, some days i'd pin 250mcg some days I'd pin 500mcg, a couple of days I pinned 1mg, it doesn't really affect the rate in which you tan, at least in my experience with the drug, however, I did seriously notice an increase in nausea and insatiable sex drive with doses upward of 500mcg. I got a couple of freckles and (((moles))) but they disappeared after discontinuation.

to be quite honest, the way you react to the drug is subjective, like with most drugs, for example, I could pin 1mg with little to no sides other then a bit of light-headedness and nausea, whereas if somebody else were to pin 1mg they might get chronic influenza-type symptoms, to touch on that, I did a couple of times feel like I was coming down with the flu, but when I woke up in the morning all symptoms had ceased (except for the raging boner, JFL).

other than that man, I can't recommend this shit enough, it's a godsend, don't waste your time tanning naturally when you can tan within weeks, increase insulin sensitivity naturally and skyrocket your libido (good or bad thing depending on whether or not you're sexually active).

oh, and I noticed cumming felt 10x more sensitive and overall better and more pleasurable, could cum 5 times daily on it tbh.
Thanks. I assume from your answer that you didn't do blood tests, right? How can you be so sure that it doesn't affect hormones or other things negatively, maybe long-term, even after discontinuation?

As you reported, you did in fact have side effects, although common for this drug, it shows that it does somehow affect the body in a negative way. The exact causes, mechanisms and potential (long-term) effects behind many of the side effects are still mostly unkown though. I don't understand how you prefer using a semi-safe substance with (immediate) side effects over tanning regularly. I don't want to come across as paranoid but I like to gather the necessary information before doing sth I don't have a clue about to avoid more work in the future.

Given that I can't tan normally atm and don't a want beta carotene pseudotan or use fake tan, this might be my only option. Before I consider it though, I'm gonna do my own research and also have three more questions for you:

- Did the side effects you experienced subside (if so, how soon) after you stopped using it?
- Did you feel any different after coming off from how you felt before starting it?
- How much did you pay for, let's say, a month supply?
Melanotan 2 is a wonder drug, and the only reason i came off it was because of funds. The darkening of eyebrows and facial hair was the first thing that happend to me in a very short amount of time, and it looked great.

I barely got any sun exposure and became golden skinned within 2 weeks. Its a must for palecels.
The eyebrow and beard darkening effect sounds very appealing to me tbh. Just to be sure, did you notice any change in eye color?
 
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You hate your white skin or something?
 
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- Did the side effects you experienced subside (if so, how soon) after you stopped using it?
- Did you feel any different after coming off from how you felt before starting it?
- How much did you pay for, let's say, a month supply?
-side effects diminished instantly after discontinuation, libido continued to baseline.
-felt normal, again, libido went back to the original baseline.
-$60 for 10vials of 10mg, I only used 25mg, I've still got 7.5vials left.

relax man, there is no data to suggest that Melanotan alters endogenous hormones, Melanotan is a low-risk high reward drug.
 
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I confused "solarium" with "planetarium" at first and was like "Hah, what a nerd".
 
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A high quality self tanning Cream should be fine in the meantime
 
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