I’m genuinely the whitest guy ever

[Mess]

I’m just looking at some pictures from last year, and holy shit. I’ve barely changed, maybe a tad tanner.

 

[slaters]

Go through a vial of Melanotan

 

[Mess]

Go through a vial of Melanotan

One day.

 

[Klasik616]

I only wish

 

[Mess]

I only wish

It's not that nice, acne and rosacea get accentuated heavily compared to tanner skin.

 

[SecularIslamist]

Ngl that kinda reminds me of a dead persons skin. Does your face have a different tone? White with red undertones mog. Not this pasty white dead looking skin.

 

[Eno]

That would be true if you weren’t Irish

 

[Mess]

Ngl that kinda reminds me of a dead persons skin. Does your face have a different tone? White with red undertones mog. Not this pasty white dead looking skin.

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I'm not as pale as I once was, but my body is still far whiter than my face.

 

[Node]

Not whiter than me

 

[Mess]

That would be true if you weren’t Irish

Aryans blud.

 

[Eno]

Aryans blud.

We wuz

 

[PSL DEMON]

I’m just looking at some pictures from last year, and holy shit. I’ve barely changed, maybe a tad tanner.

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Cool decipher this tho

 

[SecularIslamist]

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I'm not as pale as I once was, but my body is still far whiter than my face.

That looks okay. Even if it's shitty lighting. You have typical anglo pheno I see around UK. Not the dead, lifeless white in the OP.

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

 

[Mess]

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I'm spiritually in touch with my african brothers on some wakinda shit tho. I've got the pass.

 

[Mogsgymmaxx]

Zombie level paleness

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

I'm spiritually in touch with my african brothers on some wakinda shit tho. I've got the pass.

Me too
yk i be calling my black homie a nigger and he calls me a terrorist

 

[Mess]

Zombie level paleness

Zombies are green, actually.

 

[Gengar]

White-passing, sure. But you can’t be a proper whiteboi, you have too much Canaanite ancestry.

 

[Mess]

White-passing, sure. But you can’t be a proper whiteboi, you have too much Canaanite ancestry.

My ancestry is an estimated 95%+ Celtic/Irish. Every link that I move back just proves it time and time again. My dad got 100% Irish on a MyHeritage DNA test.

 

[Gengar]

My ancestry is an estimated 95%+ Celtic/Irish. Every link that I move back just proves it time and time again. My dad got 100% Irish on a MyHeritage DNA test.

Are you sure? Weren’t you Israeli?

 

[voqdtuglord]

‘Just fake tan bro’

 

[Mess]

Are you sure? Weren’t you Israeli?

Spiritually a black Israeli.

 

[asdvek]

Indian hands

 

[Mess]

Indian hands

You know how black people have got white ass palms? I've got the opposite, which exposes my true dravadian heritage.