I'm getting a full blood test tomorrow morning

[Deleted member 116873]

I've been drinking like a maniac (5-12 l of wine per week) for months now, and I'm also getting wasted tonight

will my doctor be 95% or 99% sure I'm an alcoholic after seeing the results of the test?

 

[acme]

99% chance everything will be fine

 

[Deleted member 116873]

99% chance everything will be fine

i'm not concerned with the results possibly showing i have 45 minutes left to live, i just don't want to feel embarrassed when/if my doc, who is high iq enough, realizes i've been drowning in alcohol for years. i'll try to blame it on my fast gain of weight and shit diet + sedentary lifestyle.

 

[acme]

i'm not concerned with the results possibly showing i have 45 minutes left to live, i just don't want to feel embarrassed when/if my doc, who is high iq enough, realizes i've been drowning in alcohol for years. i'll try to blame it on my fast gain of weight and shit diet + sedentary lifestyle.

He will be able to tell just by looking at you, tbh. There's no way you aren't bloated from it

 

[Deleted member 116873]

He will be able to tell just by looking at you, tbh. There's no way you aren't bloated from it

i'm bloated as fuck, but it's also a fact, and he knows it, that i've been dealing with multiple foot injuries since 2021 that made me incapable of even jogging, let alone playing ball, so my story about being absolutely physically inactive for 3+ years while not exactly having the perfect diet will not sound outlandish