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[FallenCelestial]

You type like a bitch.

Yeah you got me I’m actually w*men.

Seriously, sorry lil bro for not speaking my 4th language properly . I’ll try better myself for you . What exactly you don’t like?

 

[Deleted member 124498]

Yeah you got me I’m actually w*men.

Seriously, sorry lil bro for not speaking my 4th language properly . I’ll try better myself for you . What exactly you don’t like?

One punch and you're out, bitch.

 

[FallenCelestial]

One punch and you're out, bitch.

Bruh you are 17 you can’t even drink or drive jfl

 

[Deleted member 124498]

Bruh you are 17 you can’t even drink or drive jfl

You're pretty slow to wrongfully assume I'm 17.

 

[castizo_ascender]

ok chad

 

[castizo_ascender]

i'm a stone cold incel how about that?

 

[kindinternetman]

bro the method of putting on a small condom then large is such a good idea holy shit I’m using this next time

also how much are u packing for her to tap out after 4 min???

that’s what I’m saying

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

My homie got himself GF and was always yapping about what he does with her. I didn't have any new slay stories (exchanged students left). So I was unfortunately forced to download that god-forgotten app again after about 8 months. Since then I ascended ( now 6'2 htn/ low chadlite). I put there some mogger photos (some frauded selfies, flexing Rolexes on Porsche - to show status ( which both are my friend's JFL) and brutally mogging my homies)
I got many matches (now it says only 99+) and I swipe right only on htn+. I was watching some Tinder YouTubers so I was always spitting some serious rizz. From this got around 50 new followers. Immediately got like 5 possible fwb, the girls were very straightforward about it. Waking up to 10+ good morning messages. Very ego-boosting.
The next day I arranged a meetup at my place with blonde Stacy with an insane body. Tbh I was quite hesitant because I should have been at work and studying for my exam the next day, even had to ask the council if they thought getting a B instead of an A for the slaying was for it JFL. But told myself fuck it haven't had some in a while.
My prep wasn't that hard didn't even take Lassix, just did my skincare and eyebrows ( probably should think about adding some concealer as well) and took Viagra and parox. She came, she was very happy to see me. We talked a little and made out but she didn't like French kiss wtf. She wanted to fuck after that but I had my last work call so I had to hop on it. While I was calling, she was just chilling on my bed waiting for me like a good girl, even sending my tiktok while I was calling "My boyfriend working hard" jfl.
Now interesting part. Due to viagra, I was perma hard thankfully. Did again makeout, started to blow me (insane head game). I prepared some 2 types of condoms. Small size one and my size. Told her to put on the small one but obviously, it didn't fit. She was smiling so much seeing it that, even suggested I go raw jfl. I told her no, put on, and fucked her. She was screaming so much that I had to put my hand on her mouth to shut the fuck up. After 4 minutes she was done. I even made fun of her like wtf, was pissed that I fucked only in doggy.
Wanted to keep going but she didn't want. So I told her to blow me or make cum somehow other. But due to fucking parox and viagra I couldn't make myself cum and after 20 minutes she was exhausted. Ordered some food, told me about her life, showed a lot of pictures on her phone, and even talked about her dad jfl, who looks like a nice fella. Then she wanted a second round but I told her to fuck off, I want to study, so at least we cuddled for a little bit.
After this, she wrote me she wanted to meet up again. But unfortunately, I had to go home, she tried to persuade me to stay, told me she was going to be home alone for a week, and even sent me the address jfl. Now she's always writing me, sending me nude, movies to watch together and even made sex playlist for us.
Tbh guys I'm not sure if I'm going to write other girls now. This feels quite nice and I don't need to get any other bodies or even worse STDs. We are going to meetup again tomorrow.
What funny she told me I'm skinny, I should put on some weight. Asked me if I don't want to hit gym with her. Girls is playing build a bf hahah.
Sorry for long thread. I'm not sure If I wasn't mentioning too many details but I described it the same way I told my friends.

Chad ramblings. Dn rd. I'm 27 and never had sex.

 

[FallenCelestial]

that’s what I’m saying

6.5x6 I think thickness is diff maker

 

[FallenCelestial]

i'm a stone cold incel how about that?

Life isn't simply fair unfortunately, evolution makes us males of very wide distributions of characteristics. Even I get mogged by 6'9 chad cousins and brother jfl.

 

[autistic_tendencies]

she’s just baiting you into a relationship and it’s working !
Hahahahahsh

 

[Soychadcell]

My homie got himself GF and was always yapping about what he does with her. I didn't have any new slay stories (exchanged students left). So I was unfortunately forced to download that god-forgotten app again after about 8 months. Since then I ascended ( now 6'2 htn/ low chadlite). I put there some mogger photos (some frauded selfies, flexing Rolexes on Porsche - to show status ( which both are my friend's JFL) and brutally mogging my homies)
I got many matches (now it says only 99+) and I swipe right only on htn+. I was watching some Tinder YouTubers so I was always spitting some serious rizz. From this got around 50 new followers. Immediately got like 5 possible fwb, the girls were very straightforward about it. Waking up to 10+ good morning messages. Very ego-boosting.
The next day I arranged a meetup at my place with blonde Stacy with an insane body. Tbh I was quite hesitant because I should have been at work and studying for my exam the next day, even had to ask the council if they thought getting a B instead of an A for the slaying was for it JFL. But told myself fuck it haven't had some in a while.
My prep wasn't that hard didn't even take Lassix, just did my skincare and eyebrows ( probably should think about adding some concealer as well) and took Viagra and parox. She came, she was very happy to see me. We talked a little and made out but she didn't like French kiss wtf. She wanted to fuck after that but I had my last work call so I had to hop on it. While I was calling, she was just chilling on my bed waiting for me like a good girl, even sending my tiktok while I was calling "My boyfriend working hard" jfl.
Now interesting part. Due to viagra, I was perma hard thankfully. Did again makeout, started to blow me (insane head game). I prepared some 2 types of condoms. Small size one and my size. Told her to put on the small one but obviously, it didn't fit. She was smiling so much seeing it that, even suggested I go raw jfl. I told her no, put on, and fucked her. She was screaming so much that I had to put my hand on her mouth to shut the fuck up. After 4 minutes she was done. I even made fun of her like wtf, was pissed that I fucked only in doggy.
Wanted to keep going but she didn't want. So I told her to blow me or make cum somehow other. But due to fucking parox and viagra I couldn't make myself cum and after 20 minutes she was exhausted. Ordered some food, told me about her life, showed a lot of pictures on her phone, and even talked about her dad jfl, who looks like a nice fella. Then she wanted a second round but I told her to fuck off, I want to study, so at least we cuddled for a little bit.
After this, she wrote me she wanted to meet up again. But unfortunately, I had to go home, she tried to persuade me to stay, told me she was going to be home alone for a week, and even sent me the address jfl. Now she's always writing me, sending me nude, movies to watch together and even made sex playlist for us.
Tbh guys I'm not sure if I'm going to write other girls now. This feels quite nice and I don't need to get any other bodies or even worse STDs. We are going to meetup again tomorrow.
What funny she told me I'm skinny, I should put on some weight. Asked me if I don't want to hit gym with her. Girls is playing build a bf hahah.
Sorry for long thread. I'm not sure If I wasn't mentioning too many details but I described it the same way I told my friends.

Show urself then. We wann drool over the chadlite

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

flexing Rolexes on Porsche - to show status ( which both are my friend's JFL

are you persian or something?

Paused reading until I have an answer

 

[FallenCelestial]

she’s just baiting you into a relationship and it’s working !
Hahahahahsh

Yeah man bitch manipulative asf.
Yesterday I was supposed to come to her house and fuck her, she cancelled last minute then today first thing she send me nudes and now she’s talking about my and her exes and how she wants love. Should I told her I wanna just fuck or bail? Or I can manipulate her into thinking that I’m also for relationship and just trying to fuck

 

[FallenCelestial]

Show urself then. We wann drool over the chadlite

Buddy I ain’t gonna doxx myself but nice try

 

[FallenCelestial]

are you persian or something?

Paused reading until I have an answer

Nah but in EE it’s also common to flex with money ig xdd

 

[vanillaicecream]

What I forgot to mention is that I didn't take pregab and my autism wasn't showing that much. Maybe I'm finally starting to NTmaxx

Preabalin works for you in regard?? Didn't do shit for me

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Yeah man bitch manipulative asf.
Yesterday I was supposed to come to her house and fuck her, she cancelled last minute then today first thing she send me nudes and now she’s talking about my and her exes and how she wants love. Should I told her I wanna just fuck or bail? Or I can manipulate her into thinking that I’m also for relationship and just trying to fuck

Just keep fucking her without putting labels on things
Because it’s gets real complicated feelings are involved once you sign into a relationship

 

[FallenCelestial]

Preabalin works for you in regard?? Didn't do shit for me

Yep but won't be taking it. My friend, doctor, told me that druggies love that shit.

 

[FallenCelestial]

Just keep fucking her without putting labels on things
Because it’s gets real complicated feelings are involved once you sign into a relationship

Okayy thanks for advice bro

 

[fl0w]

What are you taking parox for?

 

[Soychadcell]

Buddy I ain’t gonna doxx myself but nice try

. Thousands of ppl on here show their face. If you won’t show it, there is basically no point of being on here

 

[HostSamurai]

Not a single ethereal constituent.

 

[FallenCelestial]

Not a single ethereal constituent.

Buddy flexing with vocab