I'm getting desperate when it comes to making money

[Pale God]

I'm already 26 and just wanna leave my city and live overseas but I still wanna surgerymaxx before I leave, especially my nose. If I had more money I would get multiple surgeries to get a similar ascension to Amnesia.

The problem is I barely have any money so now I'm thinking about doing criminal stuff but having some rich person just give me the money instead would be less risky and the chances of me ending up in prison and losing even more time or something would be zero.

By rich person giving me money I mean like some rich Chinese woman or some rich gay men. For the latter I heard they sometimes just send money to guys and become sugar daddies and the sugar babies don't even do anything sexual.

Another method could be scamming simps with Stacyfishes on dating platsforms but I would need some new bank account, PayPal account and make it seem like they all really belong to a woman.

Right now I have just been shoplifting but haven't sold that much yet. I also considered stealing bikes ans then selling them in a few months.

 

[Deleted member 29167]

you will never make it

 

[submammal]

you sir have failed! most you can get is a $20 an hour job at verizon or some shit being cucked on the phones all day

 

[eduardkoopman]

How about something more legal?
Like 4 example this.

 

[Pale God]

you will never make it

I probably will, I'm just lazy and prefer playing video games or else I could already be well-off but now video games aren't as entertaining anymore so I just shoplift to save money and sell other stuff. Definitely live better than a lot of wageslaves.

 

[ThraxMax]

That’s a lot of weird stuff to unpack, have you even tried a normal job?

 

[Pale God]

That’s a lot of weird stuff to unpack, have you even tried a normal job?

I did a few internships and worked some odd jobs for a few days but that's about it. I talked to my buddy today and he might help me make a lot of money soon but I won't count on it completely.

 

[ThraxMax]

I did a few internships and worked some odd jobs for a few days but that's about it. I talked to my buddy today and he might help me make a lot of money soon but I won't count on it completely.

Just avoid the illegal stuff, it could literally ruin your life, wish you luck.

 

[Bewusst]

Karma will strike back and result in botched surgeries or permanent nerve damage

 

[Pale God]

Karma will strike back and result in botched surgeries or permanent nerve damage

Karma is a stupid concept to begin with. No such thing in this world.

 

[LampPostPrime]

I probably will, I'm just lazy and prefer playing video games or else I could already be well-off but now video games aren't as entertaining anymore so I just shoplift to save money and sell other stuff. Definitely live better than a lot of wageslaves.

What do you shoplift? Seriously doubt you're making much of anything at all from fuckin shoplifting and selling jfl. Unless ur in like san francisco lol. Also only a matter of time before you're caught

 

[LampPostPrime]

That’s a lot of weird stuff to unpack, have you even tried a normal job?

>Expecting even a modicum of rationality from the 90 iq schizo narcy pieces of shit here

 

[Leo69]

If only you had @Gandy IQ, then you would be rich by now.

Maybe he can help you. Just joking, he doesn't care. He'll give you basic advice at best.

The truth is that the only person who can help you in this world is yourself.

I accepted that @Gandy doesn't care, but I'm grateful for his small help and his posts. It helped me in one form of a way. I tried to go all the way by asking his personal help, but I didn't get so lucky. It would of made my life a lot easier, but I already knew that the only person who can truly help me is myself. @Gandy had to go through so much to obtain the knowledge he has, so him giving away his precious knowledge to someone who asks doesn't seem worth it to him. To what risk, to what benefit?

That's reality.

 

[ThraxMax]

>Expecting even a modicum of rationality from the 90 iq schizo narcy pieces of shit here

You’ve got a point, maybe i expect too much of people here.

 

[Whatashame]

How much is a rhyno? 6000? How much you spend in a month? you will need 2x that at least so yo ucan earch for a job where u rgonna move to. Also the plane price. Now be honest, would a rhyno actually ascend you? Just go travelling dude dont let future surgeries to stop u from living