I'm going partying on my own in Kiev

[Mr_Norwood]

It's Friday night and i have it all to myself.
My sweetheart is going to a "birthday party" and strangely enough, didn't invite me..."

Oh well. I'm going to make the most of this night.

My Plan

Have some beers at the apartment

Iron my shirt so it's super sharp and smart.

Buzz my head with my clippers so i am baldcelling to the max

Go to some bars and nightclubs in Kiev and approach women and get their contact details for a later date.
Maybe make some br0 friends as well.

I will update this thread as much as pos

 

[BrettyBoy]

You have a girlfriend and are going out approaching?

 

[Balkancel]

This will not end well

 

[Mr_Norwood]

This will not end well

Will probably end with me going back home in a taxi at 1am... ALONEEEEEEEEEEE

tbh

 

[heroinfather]

go and slay some foidzzzzzzz

 

[Mr_Norwood]

My first point of call is an Irish pub..

Then i will go to the "Caribbean Club". Notorious for Turkishcels on holiday and Escort ladies.
I will enjoy turning the thot money grubbing cunts down.

 

[itsoverbuddyboyo]

inspiration for us baldcels tbh

 

[hopemaxxer]

make sure you don't end up in some sex offender list

 

[LegendOfIncel]

 

[pisslord]

Is in Ukraine but drinks German beer.

 

[Mr_Norwood]

Right. I'm going out.

Ironed Shirt 3 times
Ironed shorts
Brushed teeth 2 times
Showered once
Put my "david hasselhoff" fragrance on

 

[Fat cunt]

keep us updated boyo

 

[quinn24]

why do u have a gf

 

[Mr_Norwood]

First venue is crap. Nobody here..

I'll finish this and move on

 

[TeaGuy]

good luck

 

[Mr_Norwood]

Successful night

Approached 2.. friendly enough gave me WhatsApp but they flakef off and went to the dance floor.


I made his friends with a Dutch guy who is a regular here. gave me some Ukraine female advice.

 

[ChoSeungHui]

 

[FrothySolutions]

You have a girlfriend and are going out approaching?

Beat me to what I was gonna say. This is not what a boyfriend should do.

 

[BrettyBoy]

Beat me to what I was gonna say. This is not what a boyfriend should do.

Yep and vice versa.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Yep and vice versa.

Then again, "sweetheart" doesn't necessarily mean girlfriend. Might just be some distant princess.

 

[AspiringChad]

It's Friday night and i have it all to myself.
My sweetheart is going to a "birthday party" and strangely enough, didn't invite me..."

Oh well. I'm going to make the most of this night.

My Plan

Have some beers at the apartment

Iron my shirt so it's super sharp and smart.

Buzz my head with my clippers so i am baldcelling to the max

Go to some bars and nightclubs in Kiev and approach women and get their contact details for a later date.
Maybe make some br0 friends as well.

I will update this thread as much as pos

nice copemaxxing and simple fun tbh

what r ur looksmaxxing plans bro

 

[BrettyBoy]

Then again, "sweetheart" doesn't necessarily mean girlfriend. Might just be some distant princess.

Idk. If the person he is talking about is dating him then she is possibly cheating herself since she went to a birthday party and didn’t invite him. That just seems off.

 

[LegendOfIncel]

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[ChoSeungHui]

 

[LegendOfIncel]

collecting energy for spirit bomb

 

[ChoSeungHui]

collecting energy for spirit bomb

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