I'm going to a Halloween party in 2 hours, give me some pickup lines.

[thorns]

Today, I'll be doing cocaine and approaching every girl that gives me IOIs. I'm in the mood for some limit testing, so give me some autistic opener ideas to try out. Part of me wants to record it, but I'm not sure I have the right kind of schizophrenia to pull it off.

I've done full debloat + light makeup fraud and i'll even wear cringe lifts to be 6'1 tonight, just for fun.

If I end up fucking any hoe, I'll take pics.