I‘m going to be the drunk uncle in the future

[The Grinch]

All my siblings marrying and becoming fathers and mothers and then there’s me, the family-disappointment posting on a forum with a bunch of ugly losers (You), complaining about my destiny. I just came out of prison too, spent about a month there for not paying bills, meanwhile my brother just impregnated his wife while i was locked inside with a drug addicted cellmate who tried to kill me in my sleep multiple times and stole my food while i was taking a shit.

I already see the future, on family gatherings I’m gonna be the "drunk uncle“.

 

[The Grinch]

@Manletmachine @yeeyeeslayer At least I’m better than you

 

[6PSLcel]

i'll be the tall, jacked, kinda gl autistic smart uncle who never did anything big with his life and just drinks beers but looks good n shit

 

[The Grinch]

What were you doing this past month

I literally said it in my post bro

 

[The Grinch]

Lol I didn’t read anything when I posted that just said it as soon as I got the tag

Damn bro how old r u, if ur not too old it might be possible to salvage things

23

 

[The Grinch]

Your Young as shit bro lol you have more than enough time to become successful and start a family

Unless you wanna continue to do nothing and just be a junkie…

I don’t want a family, i want to be rich

 

[Luffymaxxing]

Go to prison

 

[Deleted member 20399]

finally the goat is back. how were you posting on org if u were locked up for a month though

 

[Gonthar]

The drunk, funny and friendly uncle who quickly transforms into a pervert when he's left alone with a girl?