I'm going to become a cryptocel [holy cryptopill]

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I'll just say that if you read this whole sheet and answer, I'll be glad❤️

I know a cryptocel; he's incredibly stupid, dependent, and spends his money completely recklessly. And here I am: high IQ, determination, experience in math and statistics, a systematic approach. If an idiot like him can do it, then so can I.
I avoided this topic for a long time, thinking it was for hamsters and the big sharks raked in all the money, but it seems the time has come.
I'm planning to invest around $200 into the cryptocurrency market to start with.
I also have some questions for the shady cryptopillers:
1. How much information from books or trading manuals is enough?
2. What manuals would you recommend?
3. Where can I get information?
Thanks for reading
 
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Erm, BTC👇right now, buy some and your money will👆. Once BTC goes to 125-144k, rn its 87k. Way lower than it's peak a few months ago, this is a dip
 
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Meow
 
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CEX: Binance
DEX: Uniswap
Good choice?
 
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CEX: Binance
DEX: Uniswap
Good choice?
I'd use CoinBase or Binance yeah, then get some BTC/SOL and get some meme coins too. Focus on one's with good communitys that are viral
 
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I'll just say that if you read this whole sheet and answer, I'll be glad❤️

I know a cryptocel; he's incredibly stupid, dependent, and spends his money completely recklessly. And here I am: high IQ, determination, experience in math and statistics, a systematic approach. If an idiot like him can do it, then so can I.
I avoided this topic for a long time, thinking it was for hamsters and the big sharks raked in all the money, but it seems the time has come.
I'm planning to invest around $200 into the cryptocurrency market to start with.
I also have some questions for the shady cryptopillers:
1. How much information from books or trading manuals is enough?
2. What manuals would you recommend?
3. Where can I get information?
Thanks for reading
jfl at this retard
i really hope this is satire
 
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I rarely come here, but I decided to write in this thread because of the market situation. I decided not to invest and bought a huge used iPad instead. God decided to save my wallet. holy destinypill
 
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but I can admit that this thread is really stupid, I'm too impressionable as always, it's good that common sense finally prevailed
 
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I rarely come here, but I decided to write in this thread because of the market situation. I decided not to invest and bought a huge used iPad instead. God decided to save my wallet. holy destinypill
now sell the ipad and buy
 
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I like it too much that even though I could easily sell it for a higher price than I bought it for, I won't do it❤️
if btc gets to 50k
sell the ipad
buy btc
when btc goes back to 100k
sell btc
buy two ipads
sell one of the ipads
smort
 
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I'll just say that if you read this whole sheet and answer, I'll be glad❤️

I know a cryptocel; he's incredibly stupid, dependent, and spends his money completely recklessly. And here I am: high IQ, determination, experience in math and statistics, a systematic approach. If an idiot like him can do it, then so can I.
I avoided this topic for a long time, thinking it was for hamsters and the big sharks raked in all the money, but it seems the time has come.
I'm planning to invest around $200 into the cryptocurrency market to start with.
I also have some questions for the shady cryptopillers:
1. How much information from books or trading manuals is enough?
2. What manuals would you recommend?
3. Where can I get information?
Thanks for reading
If you're investing with that small of size ($200) it's not worth much of your time. Buy BTC or HYPE and then focus your time on acquiring more resources.
 
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I rarely come here, but I decided to write in this thread because of the market situation. I decided not to invest and bought a huge used iPad instead. God decided to save my wallet. holy destinypill
Now buy some masteron next
 
bitcoin works in cycles, i genuinely made a 200% profit in 8th n 9th grade despite not knowing shit, it doesnt take a genius. just use rsi and halvings to predict price jumps. id say buy rn. theres a yt video on this uploaded a few years back that explained ts pretty well ill see if i can find it
 
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bitcoin works in cycles, i genuinely made a 200% profit in 8th n 9th grade despite not knowing shit, it doesnt take a genius. just use rsi and halvings to predict price jumps. id say buy rn. theres a yt video on this uploaded a few years back that explained ts pretty well ill see if i can find it
so according to rsi and halvings (and gpt)
buy 60-63k and more if 52-55k
sell at 78-82k and sell more if 90-95k
 
so according to rsi and halvings (and gpt)
buy 60-63k and more if 52-55k
sell at 78-82k and sell more if 90-95k
yeah pretty much, rsi is generally enough to predict ts, but with eahc cycle the % gain has reduced, and i think the high this cycle will be much more than 95k. BUT im kinda retarded and i bet my 300 dollars on btc based on a random yt video i watched at 3 am in 8th grade, im js lucky it worked. Do a little more research id say
 
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Experience in stats, yet becoming a cryptocel.
 
Good time to invest
 
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yeah pretty much, rsi is generally enough to predict ts, but with eahc cycle the % gain has reduced, and i think the high this cycle will be much more than 95k. BUT im kinda retarded and i bet my 300 dollars on btc based on a random yt video i watched at 3 am in 8th grade, im js lucky it worked. Do a little more research id say
i made a python code for btc using RSI and Halvings
lets see how well ts will work
 
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200$ is too much bro you really want to risk so much?
 
I'll just say that if you read this whole sheet and answer, I'll be glad❤️

I know a cryptocel; he's incredibly stupid, dependent, and spends his money completely recklessly. And here I am: high IQ, determination, experience in math and statistics, a systematic approach. If an idiot like him can do it, then so can I.
I avoided this topic for a long time, thinking it was for hamsters and the big sharks raked in all the money, but it seems the time has come.
I'm planning to invest around $200 into the cryptocurrency market to start with.
I also have some questions for the shady cryptopillers:
1. How much information from books or trading manuals is enough?
2. What manuals would you recommend?
3. Where can I get information?
Thanks for reading
200$? Yeah get a job
 

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