I'm going to become a cryptocel [holy cryptopill]

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I'll just say that if you read this whole sheet and answer, I'll be glad❤️

I know a cryptocel; he's incredibly stupid, dependent, and spends his money completely recklessly. And here I am: high IQ, determination, experience in math and statistics, a systematic approach. If an idiot like him can do it, then so can I.
I avoided this topic for a long time, thinking it was for hamsters and the big sharks raked in all the money, but it seems the time has come.
I'm planning to invest around $200 into the cryptocurrency market to start with.
I also have some questions for the shady cryptopillers:
1. How much information from books or trading manuals is enough?
2. What manuals would you recommend?
3. Where can I get information?
Thanks for reading
 
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Erm, BTC👇right now, buy some and your money will👆. Once BTC goes to 125-144k, rn its 87k. Way lower than it's peak a few months ago, this is a dip
 
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Meow
 
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CEX: Binance
DEX: Uniswap
Good choice?
 
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CEX: Binance
DEX: Uniswap
Good choice?
I'd use CoinBase or Binance yeah, then get some BTC/SOL and get some meme coins too. Focus on one's with good communitys that are viral
 
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I'll just say that if you read this whole sheet and answer, I'll be glad❤️

I know a cryptocel; he's incredibly stupid, dependent, and spends his money completely recklessly. And here I am: high IQ, determination, experience in math and statistics, a systematic approach. If an idiot like him can do it, then so can I.
I avoided this topic for a long time, thinking it was for hamsters and the big sharks raked in all the money, but it seems the time has come.
I'm planning to invest around $200 into the cryptocurrency market to start with.
I also have some questions for the shady cryptopillers:
1. How much information from books or trading manuals is enough?
2. What manuals would you recommend?
3. Where can I get information?
Thanks for reading
jfl at this retard
i really hope this is satire
 
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I rarely come here, but I decided to write in this thread because of the market situation. I decided not to invest and bought a huge used iPad instead. God decided to save my wallet. holy destinypill
 
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but I can admit that this thread is really stupid, I'm too impressionable as always, it's good that common sense finally prevailed
 
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I rarely come here, but I decided to write in this thread because of the market situation. I decided not to invest and bought a huge used iPad instead. God decided to save my wallet. holy destinypill
now sell the ipad and buy
 
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I like it too much that even though I could easily sell it for a higher price than I bought it for, I won't do it❤️
if btc gets to 50k
sell the ipad
buy btc
when btc goes back to 100k
sell btc
buy two ipads
sell one of the ipads
smort
 
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I'll just say that if you read this whole sheet and answer, I'll be glad❤️

I know a cryptocel; he's incredibly stupid, dependent, and spends his money completely recklessly. And here I am: high IQ, determination, experience in math and statistics, a systematic approach. If an idiot like him can do it, then so can I.
I avoided this topic for a long time, thinking it was for hamsters and the big sharks raked in all the money, but it seems the time has come.
I'm planning to invest around $200 into the cryptocurrency market to start with.
I also have some questions for the shady cryptopillers:
1. How much information from books or trading manuals is enough?
2. What manuals would you recommend?
3. Where can I get information?
Thanks for reading
If you're investing with that small of size ($200) it's not worth much of your time. Buy BTC or HYPE and then focus your time on acquiring more resources.
 
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I rarely come here, but I decided to write in this thread because of the market situation. I decided not to invest and bought a huge used iPad instead. God decided to save my wallet. holy destinypill
Now buy some masteron next
 
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bitcoin works in cycles, i genuinely made a 200% profit in 8th n 9th grade despite not knowing shit, it doesnt take a genius. just use rsi and halvings to predict price jumps. id say buy rn. theres a yt video on this uploaded a few years back that explained ts pretty well ill see if i can find it
 
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bitcoin works in cycles, i genuinely made a 200% profit in 8th n 9th grade despite not knowing shit, it doesnt take a genius. just use rsi and halvings to predict price jumps. id say buy rn. theres a yt video on this uploaded a few years back that explained ts pretty well ill see if i can find it
so according to rsi and halvings (and gpt)
buy 60-63k and more if 52-55k
sell at 78-82k and sell more if 90-95k
 
so according to rsi and halvings (and gpt)
buy 60-63k and more if 52-55k
sell at 78-82k and sell more if 90-95k
yeah pretty much, rsi is generally enough to predict ts, but with eahc cycle the % gain has reduced, and i think the high this cycle will be much more than 95k. BUT im kinda retarded and i bet my 300 dollars on btc based on a random yt video i watched at 3 am in 8th grade, im js lucky it worked. Do a little more research id say
 
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Experience in stats, yet becoming a cryptocel.
 
Good time to invest
 
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yeah pretty much, rsi is generally enough to predict ts, but with eahc cycle the % gain has reduced, and i think the high this cycle will be much more than 95k. BUT im kinda retarded and i bet my 300 dollars on btc based on a random yt video i watched at 3 am in 8th grade, im js lucky it worked. Do a little more research id say
i made a python code for btc using RSI and Halvings
lets see how well ts will work
 
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200$ is too much bro you really want to risk so much?
 
Erm, BTC👇right now, buy some and your money will👆. Once BTC goes to 125-144k, rn its 87k. Way lower than it's peak a few months ago, this is a dip
were fucked
 
I'll just say that if you read this whole sheet and answer, I'll be glad❤️

I know a cryptocel; he's incredibly stupid, dependent, and spends his money completely recklessly. And here I am: high IQ, determination, experience in math and statistics, a systematic approach. If an idiot like him can do it, then so can I.
I avoided this topic for a long time, thinking it was for hamsters and the big sharks raked in all the money, but it seems the time has come.
I'm planning to invest around $200 into the cryptocurrency market to start with.
I also have some questions for the shady cryptopillers:
1. How much information from books or trading manuals is enough?
2. What manuals would you recommend?
3. Where can I get information?
Thanks for reading
200$? Yeah get a job
 
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this is literally just gambling disguised as investing. rsi and halvings are lagging indicators at best and price is already priced in by the time you see them. the real money is made by institutions and whales who move the market long before retail gets the signal. you're just gonna get rekt trying to time it like that.
 

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