IM GOING TO BED. MIGHT BE MY LAST SLEEP

[bombmyhousejfl]

Hey guys, it’s pretty late here, almost 3am. I’m heading down to the basement where my bed is, and I’ll fall asleep watching the rope hanging just above it, thinking about when the time will finally come. I like making sure it’s the first thing I see when I wake up, so I stay more and more motivated to hang my heavy ass. The only issue is the ceiling. (The basement’s old, spiders crawling everywhere. I got bit on the balls once, but I’m pretty sure the venom boosted my testosterone.) Anyway, the ceiling’s made of wood, and I’m worried that when I hang it’ll collapse. I’ve failed at everything in life so I’d be a complete and utter idiot to even fail a suicide attempt. That ceiling must not break. I want to go quietly, letting my incel soul slowly drift from my body while I gaze at my computer with .org still open, reading your high iq threads as I leave this cursed world that’s loved by the blessed and hated by the unfortunate.

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

Hey guys, it’s pretty late here, almost 3am. I’m heading down to the basement where my bed is, and I’ll fall asleep watching the rope hanging just above it, thinking about when the time will finally come. I like making sure it’s the first thing I see when I wake up, so I stay more and more motivated to hang my heavy ass. The only issue is the ceiling. (The basement’s old, spiders crawling everywhere. I got bit on the balls once, but I’m pretty sure the venom boosted my testosterone.) Anyway, the ceiling’s made of wood, and I’m worried that when I hang it’ll collapse. I’ve failed at everything in life so I’d be a complete and utter idiot to even fail a suicide attempt. That ceiling must not break. I want to go quietly, letting my incel soul slowly drift from my body while I gaze at my computer with .org still open, reading your high iq threads as I leave this cursed world that’s loved by the blessed and hated by the unfortunate.

Jesus loves you don't do it

 

[bombmyhousejfl]

Jesus loves you don't do it

esr cels like me have to go

 

[Deleted member 110192]

Hey guys, it’s pretty late here, almost 3am. I’m heading down to the basement where my bed is, and I’ll fall asleep watching the rope hanging just above it, thinking about when the time will finally come. I like making sure it’s the first thing I see when I wake up, so I stay more and more motivated to hang my heavy ass. The only issue is the ceiling. (The basement’s old, spiders crawling everywhere. I got bit on the balls once, but I’m pretty sure the venom boosted my testosterone.) Anyway, the ceiling’s made of wood, and I’m worried that when I hang it’ll collapse. I’ve failed at everything in life so I’d be a complete and utter idiot to even fail a suicide attempt. That ceiling must not break. I want to go quietly, letting my incel soul slowly drift from my body while I gaze at my computer with .org still open, reading your high iq threads as I leave this cursed world that’s loved by the blessed and hated by the unfortunate.

It’s 4 am and I’m rotting here. Kinda entraining icl.

 

[Deleted member 88079]

Its over

 

[Deleted member 110192]

Jesus loves you don't do it

Jesus does not exist .

 

[25thBaam]

It’s 4 am and I’m rotting here. Kinda entraining icl.

Go to sleep, sleep matters

 

[bombmyhousejfl]

Jesus does not exist .

URE A FUCKING GENIUS

 

[25thBaam]

Hey guys, it’s pretty late here, almost 3am. I’m heading down to the basement where my bed is, and I’ll fall asleep watching the rope hanging just above it, thinking about when the time will finally come. I like making sure it’s the first thing I see when I wake up, so I stay more and more motivated to hang my heavy ass. The only issue is the ceiling. (The basement’s old, spiders crawling everywhere. I got bit on the balls once, but I’m pretty sure the venom boosted my testosterone.) Anyway, the ceiling’s made of wood, and I’m worried that when I hang it’ll collapse. I’ve failed at everything in life so I’d be a complete and utter idiot to even fail a suicide attempt. That ceiling must not break. I want to go quietly, letting my incel soul slowly drift from my body while I gaze at my computer with .org still open, reading your high iq threads as I leave this cursed world that’s loved by the blessed and hated by the unfortunate.

Do you not realize how pathetic an end this would be for you, just stay alive and moneymaxx

 

[bombmyhousejfl]

Go to sleep, sleep matters

.org more important

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

esr cels like me have to go

1st what even is an esr

2nd I'm pretty sure you don't deserve to go anywhere I know you're young you have nothing to lose living your life but if you rope you will be potentially missing out on things that you would if you were alive

what if you became a millionaire surgerymaxxed and got ton of bitches on you're side you'll never know

 

[Deleted member 110192]

URE A FUCKING GENIUS

Thank you, I get it quite a lot tbh.

 

[laworg]

Hey guys, it’s pretty late here, almost 3am. I’m heading down to the basement where my bed is, and I’ll fall asleep watching the rope hanging just above it, thinking about when the time will finally come. I like making sure it’s the first thing I see when I wake up, so I stay more and more motivated to hang my heavy ass. The only issue is the ceiling. (The basement’s old, spiders crawling everywhere. I got bit on the balls once, but I’m pretty sure the venom boosted my testosterone.) Anyway, the ceiling’s made of wood, and I’m worried that when I hang it’ll collapse. I’ve failed at everything in life so I’d be a complete and utter idiot to even fail a suicide attempt. That ceiling must not break. I want to go quietly, letting my incel soul slowly drift from my body while I gaze at my computer with .org still open, reading your high iq threads as I leave this cursed world that’s loved by the blessed and hated by the unfortunate.

I lowk might get rings above my bed to hang on if i cant sleep but thats alot of effort

 

[bombmyhousejfl]

1st what even is an esr

2nd I'm pretty sure you don't deserve to go anywhere I know you're young you have nothing to lose living your life but if you rope you will be potentially missing out on things that you would if you were alive

what if you became a millionaire surgerymaxxed and got ton of bitches on you're side you'll never know

deep inside i’ll always know that i’m a pathetic subhuman bitch, no matter what surgery i get.

 

[laworg]

1st what even is an esr

2nd I'm pretty sure you don't deserve to go anywhere I know you're young you have nothing to lose living your life but if you rope you will be potentially missing out on things that you would if you were alive

what if you became a millionaire surgerymaxxed and got ton of bitches on you're side you'll never know

8k posts eye spacing ratio

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

deep inside i’ll always know that i’m a pathetic subhuman bitch, no matter what surgery i get.

that's cope, I've seen actual truecels ascend to HTN-Chadlite just by surgerymaxxing

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

8k posts eye spacing ratio

I'm lowkey drunk right now maybe that's why

 

[bombmyhousejfl]

that's cope, I've seen actual truecels ascend to HTN-Chadlite just by surgerymaxxing

OBO is dangerous and expensive u faggot

 

[venom418]

You must be desireless at time of roping
After you rope if they tell you please reincarnate,god wants you to go back
Don't take their offer

They might even offer you 6'6 Aryan chad body with billionaire parents
But remember NEVER TAKE THE REINCARNATION SCHEME