I’m going to jail for fracturing a guys skull in a street fight

Was at a party and this sober guy was jealous I was with a bitch he wanted.

He pressed me and attacked me after I was just laughing at his subhuman ass.

Ended up knocking him to the ground and I kicked his head into the pavement.

He is suffering from a fractured Occipital Condyle.

I’ll be getting arrested tomorrow morning.

I don’t know when I’m getting out yet.
Jfl dont forget to lock in for mugshot, so you could flex how u mogged everyone in jail
 
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if he didnt eat carbohydrates you wouldnt be able to fracture his skull
 
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damn, I hope after you get out the prison plane you fly home on isn't hijacked by convicts, including John Malkovich, and you're forced to take them all out
 
Was at a party and this sober guy was jealous I was with a bitch he wanted.

He pressed me and attacked me after I was just laughing at his subhuman ass.

Ended up knocking him to the ground and I kicked his head into the pavement.

He is suffering from a fractured Occipital Condyle.

I’ll be getting arrested tomorrow morning.

I don’t know when I’m getting out yet.
Nice larp jfl

We'll all see you posting next week
 
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Was at a party and this sober guy was jealous I was with a bitch he wanted.

He pressed me and attacked me after I was just laughing at his subhuman ass.

Ended up knocking him to the ground and I kicked his head into the pavement.

He is suffering from a fractured Occipital Condyle.

I’ll be getting arrested tomorrow morning.

I don’t know when I’m getting out yet.
Damn, messed up situation, hope you dont stay in prison for too long, best of Luck.
 
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How tf is this nigga not gonna get a long aas sentence you fucked that nigga for life :ogre:
 
How tf is this nigga not gonna get a long aas sentence you fucked that nigga for life :ogre:
if the judge is on carnivore diet the nigga that got beaten up will get a sentence
 
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Tales from the slums of mumbai
He is suffering from a fractured Occipital Condyle.
As if YOU would know this already if it happened tonight
 
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Tales from the slums of mumbai

As if YOU would know this already if it happened tonight
I was next to him when he was taken on the stretcher. The ambulance reported back what happened to the officer.
 
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I was next to him when he was taken on the stretcher. The ambulance reported back what happened to the officer.
Posting all of the evidence + confession on a public forum doesn’t help ur case at all. Should probs have just kept this silent. A lawyer could’ve made up some “self defense” bullshit and gotten you off. Now you are def guilty.
 
I was next to him when he was taken on the stretcher. The ambulance reported back what happened to the officer.
Ambulances, well known for their x-ray machines
 
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Posting all of the evidence + confession on a public forum doesn’t help ur case at all. Should probs have just kept this silent. A lawyer could’ve made up some “self defense” bullshit and gotten you off. Now you are def guilty.
Low T
 
I’ll stop eating carbohydrates as a tribute
Just threw away my cookies
 
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Did you beat him up because you saw him eating carbs?
 
Was at a party and this sober guy was jealous I was with a bitch he wanted.

He pressed me and attacked me after I was just laughing at his subhuman ass.

Ended up knocking him to the ground and I kicked his head into the pavement.

He is suffering from a fractured Occipital Condyle.

I’ll be getting arrested tomorrow morning.

I don’t know when I’m getting out yet.
What race was the guy you fought?
 
nahh the closest you'll get to raw meat in jail tomorrow is Tyrone's BBC :forcedsmile:

stay safe bhai
 
Was at a party and this sober guy was jealous I was with a bitch he wanted.

He pressed me and attacked me after I was just laughing at his subhuman ass.

Ended up knocking him to the ground and I kicked his head into the pavement.

He is suffering from a fractured Occipital Condyle.

I’ll be getting arrested tomorrow morning.

I don’t know when I’m getting out yet.
Don't drop the soup
 
No more raw meat in jail then, I mean you are half black you can’t control your impulses.

Wishing you luck if this isn’t larp
 
You’re not gonna see the inside of a prison cell jfl. If you were going to be arrested it probably would’ve already happened. You may go to jail but if this is your first offense it’s unlikely you’d go to prison at all. You’d need to do some really really heinous shit to go to prison the US.

Speaking from experience here by the way.

Just get your lawyer or attorney and say it was self defense. Don’t even worry about it.
 
Was at a party and this sober guy was jealous I was with a bitch he wanted.

He pressed me and attacked me after I was just laughing at his subhuman ass.

Ended up knocking him to the ground and I kicked his head into the pavement.

He is suffering from a fractured Occipital Condyle.

I’ll be getting arrested tomorrow morning.

I don’t know when I’m getting out yet.
Now they will make you eat carbs in jail.
What you gonna do then :ogre:

@sportsmogger @iloveboobs
 
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Was at a party and this sober guy was jealous I was with a bitch he wanted.

He pressed me and attacked me after I was just laughing at his subhuman ass.

Ended up knocking him to the ground and I kicked his head into the pavement.

He is suffering from a fractured Occipital Condyle.

I’ll be getting arrested tomorrow morning.

I don’t know when I’m getting out yet.
Just stay safe and get away from the niggers in there even tho they are probably the only other weirdos in there
 
Was at a party and this sober guy was jealous I was with a bitch he wanted.

He pressed me and attacked me after I was just laughing at his subhuman ass.

Ended up knocking him to the ground and I kicked his head into the pavement.

He is suffering from a fractured Occipital Condyle.

I’ll be getting arrested tomorrow morning.

I don’t know when I’m getting out yet.
It was self defense why are you getting arrested
 
You're a pussy for kicking him when he's down
 
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moron hard. I’ve only been arrested once but only cuz of flight risk. Your charges are gonna be a statusmax :blackpill:
 
You're a pussy for kicking him when he's down
yeah it’s a shitty move and the witnesses are gonna say he dealt the ‘final blow’ or whatever. if he goes to trial it could be bad than if he’d only knocked him to the ground cuz of self defence and did nothing more
 

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