Im going to kill an animal

[FrenchareMedCucks]

For a while I viewed shoplifting as a modern day alternative to traditional hunting and gathering.
I saw many similarities between the two.
Carefulness, tactfulness etc.

But then I had an idea.
Just because people have monopolised all the animals, it doesn't mean that I can't hunt and kill them!

I envisioned my perfect summer activity. Go wild camping. Take a knife, a bucket, some ropes, and some jars.

In my area, there is an abundance of fields, full of sheep.

I plan to slit the throat of one of these sheep into a bucket, then cut them up and store the organs and some meat in the jars.

The problem is, they're heavy as fuck. As heavy as an adult man.

So I will use the ropes to drag them.

I've just got to find a certain field where the farmer wouldn't see me dragging one of the sheep away.

Mogger plan.

Far more equivalent to hunting than shoplifting is.

Go ER instead

 

[EGGY 1671u32g]

ur too much of a retarded cuck to butcher or slaughter an animal without doing something wrong

 

[GatoradeTRZ8]

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