I'm going to make a blood sacrifice to make sure my girlfriend doesn't pass her job interview

[Deleted member 3789]

I'm willing to make a blood sacrifice to make sure my girlfriend doesn't pass her job interview. I'm going to consult with a voodoo priest first to see what's the move

 

[Deleted member 23974]

I'm willing to make a blood sacrifice to make sure my girlfriend doesn't pass her job interview. I'm going to consult with a voodoo priest first to see what's the move

whats gunna happen if she gets the job

 

[Deleted member 3789]

whats gunna happen if she gets the job

I won't be able to see her everyday

 

[Deleted member 23974]

I won't be able to see her everyday

a true romantic

 

[Deleted member 3789]

a true romantic

I'd even kill kids like Anakin did in Star Wars to keep her

 

[Chinacurry]

Let me know if it works, I'm gonna need to do sone desperate shit myself soon bhai

 

[Deleted member 3789]

Let me know if it works, I'm gonna need to do sone desperate shit myself soon bhai

I never wanted to do this. But sometimes you must do what you don't want to

 

[Chinacurry]

I never wanted to do th⁹is. But sometimes you must do what you don't want to

Have u ever entertained the idea maybe the only way to get back to sanity is to actually kill your oneitis? Asking for a friend, and obviously he's not been being serious, just means in elder scroll

 

[Deleted member 3789]

Have u ever entertained the idea maybe the only way to get back to sanity is to actually kill your oneitis? Asking for a friend, and obviously he's not been being serious, just means in elder scroll

If I ever kill my oneitis I kill myself next

 

[Deleted member 26116]

Wait until she meets her new boss.

 

[Chinacurry]

If I ever kill my oneitis I kill myself next

Yeah my buddy was thinking same, cos like u have so few options.

You're most likely not gonna plan the perfect murder, cos you're gonna have the red mist.

So then the only options are you kill her then kill yourself and hope there is a good afterlife, or u get really comfortable with going to jail for a long time.

Only positive way is if you have a long history of mental health issues, or been to nut house a lot, you prob will get sent to a nut house prison which isn't that bad.

The way you might make it work is if you have a friend who also needs to kill his oneitis, and u both kill each others...

 

[Deleted member 3789]

Wait until she meets her new boss.

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He doesn't have a bbc like me to please her. He's a broke faggot with no American passport like me