im going to meet up with my gf in 2 hours tell me all the debloating methods

[Jelexy]

title

 

[Vermilioncore]

fakecel

 

[Jelexy]

fakecel

? im truecel bro

 

[hauntohalic]

rope

 

[js.rm.atp]

Eat instant noodles

 

[walee]

Drink water and ice your face

 

[Jelexy]

asked for advice not jokes fkn incels

 

[Jelexy]

Drink water and ice your face

already did

 

[walee]

already did

Are you feeling less bloated?

 

[Jelexy]

Are you feeling less bloated?

its a routine for me i do it everyday bro

 

[walee]

its a routine for me i do it everyday bro

Oh

 

[Never Get Up]

Eat more plants.

 

[walee]

its a routine for me i do it everyday bro

Then you should already look better

 

[Jelexy]

Then you should already look better

yep but i need smth that is gonna instantly debloat me

 

[turkcelfatcel]

Instant noodles

 

[keepswimming]

chug 2 Liters and piss everything out. coffee is an accessible that has noticeable effects for me atleast.

 

[walee]

yep but i need smth that is gonna instantly debloat me

Idk srry

 

[Jelexy]

chug 2 Liters and piss everything out. coffee is an accessible that has noticeable effects for me atleast.

if i drink coffee at night i wouldn’t be able to sleep tn bro

 

[high_ltn]

bonesmash for swelling

js go for a longggggggggggg run tbh

 

[keepswimming]

if i drink coffee at night i wouldn’t be able to sleep tn bro

you meeting your gf to sleep

 

[Jelexy]

a

bonesmash for swelling

js go for a longggggggggggg run tbh

alr did bs and cardio

 

[high_ltn]

a

alr did bs and cardio

good goy

 

[Jelexy]

you meeting your gf to sleep

ye but still coffee would fk me up

 

[Jelexy]

good goy

fk you bro

 

[Sub5kang]

title

Eat KFC and McDonald's to faliure

 

[zygosmasher]

fakecel, 1L of coconut water and starve

 

[blonde slayer]

title

Use the OG waterpulling method, coconut water half a liter or 2 bananas, dried apricots, go for a run, take a shower, don't eat sugary and fatty foods, fast for a few hrs, don't lie down

 

[high_ltn]

fk you bro

fuck ur gf not me my nga

 

[keepswimming]

fuck ur gf not me my nga

fr dude what tf is he doing here

 

[Jelexy]

Use the OG waterpulling method, coconut water half a liter or 2 bananas, dried apricots, go for a run, take a shower, don't eat sugary and fatty foods, fast for a few hrs, don't lie down

you mean the pnuemo method? i forgot what was that bro

 

[unidealpfl]

Just sweat and drink water nigga

 

[blonde slayer]

you mean the pnuemo method? i forgot what was that bro

Idk what is pneumo method, i only.know you can insert a syringe in a certain part of you face and literally pull the bloat out

 

[Jelexy]

Idk what is pneumo method, i only.know you can insert a syringe in a certain part of you face and literally pull the bloat out

ye thats too risky for me cuz it would be my first try and i don’t wanna fk my face up