Im going to start investing

[Imretarded?]

@ilovetakis @Darkeningstar @noobs @Bomber517

I got a pretty decent sum of cash (400) for my birthday. What kinda stocks should I buy?

I'm think weapons producers (war in ukraine, possibly more wars in the future). If I'm gonna pay taxes that goes to military spending, might as well have a way to get it back. Although I don't support war so I'm open to a moral argument against this.

I don't trust investment banking, it's fake and there is no value being produced. I'm only considering stocks that produce real irreplaceable value (guns, steel, copper ect)

 

[darktriadprince]

"pretty decent sum of cash (400)", no point in using that for investing, do something fun with it instead 400 dollars is nothing

 

[Imretarded?]

"pretty decent sum of cash (400)", no point in using that for investing, do something fun with it instead 400 dollars is nothing

do what? Buy drugs, alcohol or videogames? No point.

 

[User28823]

"pretty decent sum of cash (400)", no point in using that for investing, do something fun with it instead 400 dollars is nothing

this tbh

do something risky with that money that could potentially make u a lot more

so many experiments to try

 

[darktriadprince]

do what? Buy drugs, alcohol or videogames? No point.

Buy a 5g of coke, flip it quick then buy 10 and repeat

 

[darktriadprince]

this tbh

do something risky with that money that could potentially make u a lot more

so many experiments to try

10% gain would only be 40$, literally no point

 

[ilovetakis]

Unless you're getting that 400 every month it's not much use investing it tbh

 

[Imretarded?]

this tbh

do something risky with that money that could potentially make u a lot more

so many experiments to try

Buy a 5g of coke, flip it quick then buy 10 and repeat

Only suggestions i'm receiving are:

Just sell cocaine and risk ruining your life bro

and gambling

This money would be better spent buying acid for me to pour on you two's faces for even suggesting this retardation.

 

[Imretarded?]

Unless you're getting that 400 every month it's not much use investing it tbh

I can get 50-100 bucks every 2-3 weeks

 

[darktriadprince]

Just sell cocaine and risk ruining your life bro

Cope, selling coke is easy, safe, fast and lifemaxx for status

 

[ilovetakis]

I can get 50-100 bucks every 2-3 weeks

Ok yea then you can do something
If you wanna go with something safe buy index funds like the SnP 500
Or u can invest in companies you see a bright future for but that's more risky cuz u never know what happens

 

[Imretarded?]

Ok yea then you can do something
If you wanna go with something safe buy index funds like the SnP 500
Or u can invest in companies you see a bright future for but that's more risky cuz u never know what happens

I only care about dividends tbh. Buy and never sell type shit

I made like 5 dollars trading bitcoin btw.

I can't invest in US stocks, I don't have an international account.

 

[User28823]

Only suggestions i'm receiving are:

Just sell cocaine and risk ruining your life bro

and gambling

This money would be better spent buying acid for me to pour on you two's faces for even suggesting this retardation.

never said to gamble

bhw -> learn -> test

 

[Imretarded?]

never said to gamble

bhw -> learn -> test

then what did you mean by 'risky'? Highly risky shit is gambling.

 

[ilovetakis]

I only care about dividends tbh. Buy and never sell type shit
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I made like 5 dollars trading bitcoin btw.

I can't invest in US stocks, I don't have an international account.

Ah brutal
I know next to nothing about the non-US stock markets so I can't help you there
Could try crypto but again that's a lot more risky

Real estate stocks will always do well and you can look into index funds from your country

 

[User28823]

then what did you mean by 'risky'? Highly risky shit is gambling.

because nothing is guaranteed
often u make mistakes

but sometimes experiments pay off

 

[Imretarded?]

Ah brutal
I know next to nothing about the non-US stock markets so I can't help you there
Could try crypto but again that's a lot more risky

Real estate stocks will always do well and you can look into index funds from your country

I'll invest a portion of it into some index fund when the market is open.

Thank you pookie

My current goal is to be able to buy my looksmaxxing stuff from the dividends only.

With 400 invested, a 5% yield could pay for my yearly supply of tretinoin and I'll be able to invest maybe 200-500 each year from my allowance if I am frugal.

 

[ilovetakis]

I'll invest a portion of it into some index fund when the market is open.

Thank you pookie

My current goal is to be able to buy my looksmaxxing stuff from the dividends only.

With 400 invested, a 5% yield could pay for my yearly supply of tretinoin and I'll be able to invest maybe 200-500 each year from my allowance if I am frugal.

Based stuff
20$ for a year of tret sounds great ngl

 

[Greypiller]

@ilovetakis @Darkeningstar @noobs @Bomber517

I got a pretty decent sum of cash (400) for my birthday. What kinda stocks should I buy?

I'm think weapons producers (war in ukraine, possibly more wars in the future). If I'm gonna pay taxes that goes to military spending, might as well have a way to get it back. Although I don't support war so I'm open to a moral argument against this.

I don't trust investment banking, it's fake and there is no value being produced. I'm only considering stocks that produce real irreplaceable value (guns, steel, copper ect)

Bet it all on red nigga and get 800

 

[Imretarded?]

Based stuff
20$ for a year of tret sounds great ngl

Haha yeah but I use something else that costs like 200 a year and it's eating up my savings

 

[Imretarded?]

Bet it all on red nigga and get 800

explain what 'betting all on red' means

 

[ilovetakis]

explain what 'betting all on red' means

Talking about gambling

 

[Bomber517]

No. Don't waste it.

 

[ilovetakis]

Haha yeah but I use something else that costs like 200 a year and it's eating up my savings

Owari da

 

[Greypiller]

explain what 'betting all on red' means

Play roulette and put all your money on red

 

[Imretarded?]

Talking about gambling

Play roulette and put all your money on red

Oh that game but you only have a 48% chance of winning on red

Tbh I've played some poker and I'm getting an idea how to win consistently. Just bet when you have a good hand theory

No. Don't waste it.

I wont

Owari da

It's brutal how pricy this shit is.

 

[Bomber517]

I wont

If i was a girl, i'd keep you as my sex-slave

 

[Greypiller]

Oh that game but you only have a 48% chance of winning on red

Tbh I've played some poker and I'm getting an idea how to win consistently. Just bet when you have a good hand theory

I wont

It's brutal how pricy this shit is.

48% chance dont seem too bad , however filthy jews rig the machines sometimes

 

[Imretarded?]

If i was a girl, i'd keep you as my sex-slave

I can cook so I'd be the woman in the relationship. You work all day winning bread

48% chance dont seem too bad , however filthy jews rig the machines sometimes

nigga 48% chance is dogshit for only a double. It's a losing game.

If I gamble, it's a game that requires skill.

 

[Greypiller]

I can cook so I'd be the woman in the relationship. You work all day winning bread

nigga 48% chance is dogshit for only a double. It's a losing game.

If I gamble, it's a game that requires skill.

Play poker then

 

[Imretarded?]

Play poker then

strip poker

with goth girls

 

[noobs]

@ilovetakis @Darkeningstar @noobs @Bomber517

I got a pretty decent sum of cash (400) for my birthday. What kinda stocks should I buy?

I'm think weapons producers (war in ukraine, possibly more wars in the future). If I'm gonna pay taxes that goes to military spending, might as well have a way to get it back. Although I don't support war so I'm open to a moral argument against this.

I don't trust investment banking, it's fake and there is no value being produced. I'm only considering stocks that produce real irreplaceable value (guns, steel, copper ect)

Open a simulator, you can do this with webull and i’m pretty sure etoro

if you want to make real money and your confident in your trade you can use leverage, some brokers have different rules in this along with different commissions/spreads

for what your doing i think you would want to look into futures and forex and not stock but could be wrong

you want to invest and not day trade right?

 

[Imretarded?]

Open a simulator, you can do this with webull and i’m pretty sure etoro

if you want to make real money and your confident in your trade you can use leverage, some brokers have different rules in this along with different commissions/spreads

for what your doing i think you would want to look into futures and forex and not stock but could be wrong

you want to invest and not day trade right?

You mean those wojak investing shit where bogdonoff dumps the stock and you go into millions of debt?

Fuck that

 

[noobs]

You mean those wojak investing shit where bogdonoff dumps the stock and you go into millions of debt?

Fuck that

what part of what i’m talking about do u mean

 

[Imretarded?]

what part of what i’m talking about do u mean

leveraging?

 

[SubSigma]

400 is absolutely nothing tbh. You are better off buying books to study investing or a useful skill. With that being said, I invested $800 in nvdia back in 2020 and I made like $10,000 in profit. I guess you can do a little bit of research and hope to get lucky.

 

[noobs]

leveraging?

you have stop loss orders to prevent that and the market won’t move enough to make any serious money without it

the market will never move more than 10% in a day on large cap stocks unless a massive event happens and even then to be liquidated you would need a 10x leverage to even liquidate your account in that scenario if you didn’t use stop loss orders

this is using current spy (the current market rate of change) interest weekly with 400$
without leverage

with leverage (4x, but you can and should often leverage more like 5-6x in a small account)

 

[Imretarded?]

you have stop loss orders to prevent that and the market won’t move enough to make any serious money without it

the market will never move more than 10% in a day on large cap stocks unless a massive event happens and even then to be liquidated you would need a 10x leverage to even liquidate your account in that scenario if you didn’t use stop loss orders

this is using current spy (the current market rate of change) interest weekly with 400$
without leverage
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with leverage (4x)
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7.1% sounds great to me ngl.



I only want interest greater than inflation anon