im gonna give myself the biggest nerf to prove that u can be good looking with anything

[sanz]

tell me what kind of surgery should i nerf myself with

should i start with a rhinoplasty to expose my nostrils?

 

[0 bone mass]

who do you think you are

 

[Assymetry]

Monobloc with orbital decompression

 

[koops]

Go full MJ and get like 7 rhinos in a row

Some people estimate he even had 10-12 if you count stuff like tip plastys

Just keep shaving your nose down until it's impossible to get it any smaller basically