I'm gonna kill them

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

I hate rodents so much. Tomorrow im dedicating the whole day to killing them.
They ruin my day, squealing & scurrying. I try to relax & sunbath and I see them shitting in my peripheral vision.
I caught one before he started chewing on some exposed wires outside my house.
I'm going to eviscerate them with .410 Slugs. Pile them up. Total Rodent Death.

 

[luca_.]

Trd

 

[htautist]

I hate rodents so much. Tomorrow im dedicating the whole day to killing them.
They ruin my day, squealing & scurrying. I try to relax & sunbath and I see them shitting in my peripheral vision.
I caught one before he started chewing on some exposed wires outside my house.
I'm going to eviscerate them with .410 Slugs. Pile them up. Total Rodent Death.

train a monitor lizard to personally hunt them all down