I'M GONNA LOOKSMAX

maxmendietta

maxmendietta

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I have been larping for about a month but i have learned so much in my first month in here, i was bluepilled as fuck and now i'm going to looksmax.
I will place a list of my failos and how i'm going to fix them so you can see how fucked up i was before i ascend.



HIGH-BODYFAT (food coper)
Keto and Clenbuterol.
Gym of course.

RECESSED MAXILLA
-Facepulling.
-In theory i should get better orbitals and cheekbone protrusion. I have already built my own version of @CopeAndRope's facepuller.
-Will be posting results with same angle and lighting. But they may be different because i will be lowering my bodyfat.

EYE AREA
-I have good eye shape but my orbitals are recessed giving me a very slight NCT. (facepulling fix)
-Will look into contact lenses or lightening my eyes by reducing the melanin pigment inside them.

BAD SKIN COLORING
-I don't know how to fix this shit. I'll just eat a lot of carrots and bask in the sun 10-20 mins daily.

COLLAGEN
-Vitamin C and Skincare routines since i already have good collagen.

MUSCLES AND FRAME
I have a good frame but i want to get more muscles.
-Sarms and gymcelling.
-RAD 140
- MK677

MANLET HEIGHT (174 cm, 5'7, by psl standards im gigamanlet)
-Peptides and whatever else i find to cope.
-Ngl if i can fraud to 180cm i can slay without trouble in mexico.

BAD TEETH
-Fixing my broken teeth
-Crest white stripes
-Perhaps a future palatal expansion as i have a quite narrow palate.

SHIT HAIRCUT
-Will do something that fits my face tbh ngl
-Might go jeff bezos style

i kno u dont give a shit but i want this to be here when i ascend tbh ngl

in case i fail;
i will take a shower and gigalarp like @Short Ugly and Brown

Stblackops
 
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i genuinely hope you become a 7psl slayer. good luck king.
 
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No looksmax at all
 
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dn rd
 
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when i was 14 a Mexican female sent me her big tits picture but i blocked her immediately cuz haram.
rate
most likely larp egirl a 40 yr old dude
lot of ppl do it here
 
its all cope
real ascension only by surgeries
 
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keep dreaming that face pulling or mewing will move your maxilla forward
bunch of frauded bullshit
 
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174 cm is not 5'7, 5'7 is 170cm. 174cm is 5'8.
 
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Carrots are cope for skin tone. I have yet to see a single legit 'carrot transformation'.
Look into melatonan 2 instead
 
Carrots are cope for skin tone. I have yet to see a single legit 'carrot transformation'.
Look into melatonan 2 instead
I have an already darky skin tone, do i get like a tan from it bro?
 
I have an already darky skin tone, do i get like a tan from it bro?

Yeah melatonan gives you a tan. I assumed with bad skin colouring you meant pale as the moon.
Melatonan can give you a slight healthy tan or make you a full blown nigga, depending on how much you take.
 
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Good luck boyo seriously I hope you looksmax and slay and get a gf and are happy.

Also for weight loss do intermittent fasting (eat for 8 hours then dont eat for 16) everyday with keto. It causes faster weight loss and raises Testosterone as humans are hunter gatherers who have bodies that are designed go long periods without constant food (as meat couldnt be stored back then so we ate it then couldnt eat until another animal was killed).

I lost 5lb a week while gaining muscle while doing hiit cardio 2 days a week, keto, intermittent fasting, and lifting 5 days a week

godspeed
 
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the cunt is a literal child, it's not gonna happen for anyone over 12.
We need to try bro ngl i don't need remodeling i just need little better under eye support and cheekbones
 
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We need to try bro ngl i don't need remodeling i just need little better under eye support and cheekbones
you're honestly better off blasting yourself with any sort of androgenic substance under the sun along with high dosages of growth hormone and igf1.

that's how you can get a good skull. The rest is cope.
 
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you're honestly better off blasting yourself with any sort of androgenic substance under the sun along with high dosages of growth hormone and igf1.

that's how you can get a good skull. The rest is cope.
I have already a good skull and good lower third. My eyes are narrow and long horizontally. But my poor eye support gives me nct.
 
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I have already a good skull and good lower third. My eyes are narrow and long horizontally. But my poor eye support gives me nct.
right, well I'm just about to blast pure DHT, making my own formula and gonna be rubbing it on my shoulders and dick, I'm not prone to balding also so that's a plus.
 
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LMAO

Why do this shit yourself and fuck yourself up instead of going to legit orthos? I will never understand.
My mother is a 20 year experienced orthodontist. We built the facepuller together and she (like Mike Mew) says that if applied correctly and gradually you achieve changes around the maxillary area with device powered facepulling.
 
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@maxmendietta can you tell me more about your facepuller ? Pics ??
 
@maxmendietta can you tell me more about your facepuller ? Pics ??
I'm finishing up some details on it to make sure it works perfectly, perhaps in a week or two...
 
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I'm finishing up some details on it to make sure it works perfectly, perhaps in a week or two...

Thanks . How do you made the oral appliaance ?
 
Did not read its all cope
 
And you're virgin? Its over if youre not slaying at hs.
I'm not a virgin bro. I can get laid but i want to looksmax because i know i can get better things and slays.
 
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My mother is a 20 year experienced orthodontist. We built the facepuller together and she (like Mike Mew) says that if applied correctly and gradually you achieve changes around the maxillary area with device powered facepulling.
Oh ok good luck then. Just make sure to rotate maxilla properly and don't fuck up your nose shape. Do a photoshop prognosis before-after.
 
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Oh ok good luck then. Just make sure to rotate maxilla properly and don't fuck up your nose shape. Do a photoshop prognosis before-after.

How can we change the shape of our nose ?
 
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You got this
 
I have been larping for about a month but i have learned so much in my first month in here, i was bluepilled as fuck and now i'm going to looksmax.
I will place a list of my failos and how i'm going to fix them so you can see how fucked up i was before i ascend.



HIGH-BODYFAT (food coper)
Keto and Clenbuterol.
Gym of course.

RECESSED MAXILLA
-Facepulling.
-In theory i should get better orbitals and cheekbone protrusion. I have already built my own version of @CopeAndRope's facepuller.
-Will be posting results with same angle and lighting. But they may be different because i will be lowering my bodyfat.

EYE AREA
-I have good eye shape but my orbitals are recessed giving me a very slight NCT. (facepulling fix)
-Will look into contact lenses or lightening my eyes by reducing the melanin pigment inside them.

BAD SKIN COLORING
-I don't know how to fix this shit. I'll just eat a lot of carrots and bask in the sun 10-20 mins daily.

COLLAGEN
-Vitamin C and Skincare routines since i already have good collagen.

MUSCLES AND FRAME
I have a good frame but i want to get more muscles.
-Sarms and gymcelling.
-RAD 140
- MK677

MANLET HEIGHT (174 cm, 5'7, by psl standards im gigamanlet)
-Peptides and whatever else i find to cope.
-Ngl if i can fraud to 180cm i can slay without trouble in mexico.

BAD TEETH
-Fixing my broken teeth
-Crest white stripes
-Perhaps a future palatal expansion as i have a quite narrow palate.

SHIT HAIRCUT
-Will do something that fits my face tbh ngl
-Might go jeff bezos style

i kno u dont give a shit but i want this to be here when i ascend tbh ngl

in case i fail;
i will take a shower and gigalarp like @Short Ugly and Brown

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Explain to me, please, how someone can go through life without noticing looks matter? No, not "looks are all", just noticing looks make a difference?

But i'm not being arrogant, just indeed curious, srs. Also, i think newcomers and even longer time members exaggerate too much on looks...did you know, for example, framecels don't exist?
 
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Don’t use clen til you’re already do really lean bro. I’d say try keto but if you can’t stick to it bc you’re a food coper like I was, you’ll reaaaaally want carbs. And if you haven’t had em in days you’ll binge like a mf. That was my experience. If you can’t stick to it just go IF, eat high protein, low carb, low fat. Just healthy shit. Get anything bad at out of the house. Also buy a vape. Appetite suppressant throughout the day so you don’t need snacks
 
Good list but I think if you want to solidify the gains it’s better anchor copes Device through bone borne force
 
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