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One of my biggest flaws is my philtrum which is more or less as long as my chin. I was feeling down about it but I saw based Johnny Depp entering court on TV and had a brainwave: I will grow a moustache and anchor it with a strip along my chin as he does. This will add a masculine element to my face, making it appear wider whilst disguising my philtrum.
It also occurred to me that David Gandy (pbuh) favours the moustache/goatee, which is further sign that this is a flawless plan sent by Mr Gandy himself.
I had previously grown a short beard which just looked scruffy. I look much better with a shaven face but it does reveal my subhuman philtrum and mouth.
My ascension is back on the cards. There is no stopping me now, much to the dismay of my haters here in Mumbai.
It also occurred to me that David Gandy (pbuh) favours the moustache/goatee, which is further sign that this is a flawless plan sent by Mr Gandy himself.
I had previously grown a short beard which just looked scruffy. I look much better with a shaven face but it does reveal my subhuman philtrum and mouth.
My ascension is back on the cards. There is no stopping me now, much to the dismay of my haters here in Mumbai.
