I'm honestly extremely jealous of guys that ..

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... just have to lose weight to ascend.

Gives me ragefuel when they then "flex" about their ascension as if it was anything exceptional, but the truth is they always had a good base

 

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Henry cavil for example

 

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I purposefully tell my good-looking fat friends to bulk for muh size and intimidation