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Notcel

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But for actual sex not just jerking off
 
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Yeah think of me fucking your ass and all the juices combusting
 
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ye same, most of the times I'm too lazy to even ahh ahh
 
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should I say fuck it and have sex with a fat foid
 
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Yeah think of me fucking your ass and all the juices combusting
Nigger don’t ever cross me again, if you hear a whistle outside of your bedroom it’s me and your anal virginity is gonna get taken in 3 2 1
 
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Nigger don’t ever cross me again, if you hear a whistle outside of your bedroom it’s me and your anal virginity is gonna get taken in 3 2 1
Bro thinks he is him💔(💔)
 
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Nigger don’t ever cross me again, if you hear a whistle outside of your bedroom it’s me and your anal virginity is gonna get taken in 3 2 1
your not overpowering me and mf still talking about witches
 
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Are you sure?
Yeh. Black hole theory, if there is enough mass a penis will be sucked into a blackhole along with the host
 
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your not overpowering me and mf still talking about witches
I want to have sex with a witch so fucking bad or a vampire
 
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It’s the truth my man
Having pointless sex with girls no matter how they look will just fuck you up for when it matters the most… when you are with your future wife for this entire life

Put your time and energy into finding your future wife
 
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It’s the truth my man
Having pointless sex with girls no matter how they look will just fuck you up for when it matters the most… when you are with your future wife for this entire life

Put your time and energy into finding your future wife
so she can cheat on you, grab your belongings and kids, leaving you with an alcohol addiction and a half assed apartment you struggle to pay
 
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It’s the truth my man
Having pointless sex with girls no matter how they look will just fuck you up for when it matters the most… when you are with your future wife for this entire life

Put your time and energy into finding your future wife
Hmm you may be right, I’ll try to stay focused on the goal
 
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so she can cheat on you, grab your belongings and kids, leaving you with an alcohol addiction and a half assed apartment you struggle to pay
I want to give love a shot bro
 
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so she can cheat on you, grab your belongings and kids, leaving you with an alcohol addiction and a half assed apartment you struggle to pay
If you spend your youth searching for the right one rather than the many wrong, then you won’t find yourself in this position
Assess a girls character, then assess your compatibility, and if both are checked and you find her attractive, then look to close the deal

That deal goes beyond any amount of money you can have in this life
 
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If you spend your youth searching for the right one rather than the many wrong, then you won’t find yourself in this position
Assess a girls character, then assess your compatibility, and if both are checked and you find her attractive, then look to close the deal

That deal goes beyond any amount of money you can have in this life
Nah still never marry. I don't gaf what kinds of cope some retarded woman tells me. If even Chads get divorced raped, then it's simply never an option.

Also never call any girl your "dream girl". Putting them on a pedestal = death. U can do good stuff, but there's never a close the deal situation. I never expect a woman to be mentally sound because their hormones legit make them retarded and prone to chaotic behavior.
 
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But for actual sex not just jerking off
Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
 
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Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
Bro I’m not gonna jerk off I just wish I had sex, is this a copypasta?
 
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