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I love how the average Rockstar protagonist is pretty much always been average looking. CJ, Niko Bellic, Tommy Vercetti, the GTA 5 cast, even John Marston wasn't particularly Chaddish, but when they designed ARTHUR MORGAN they went out of their way to make him a Gigachad.
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Look at this fucker, he looks like a morph of Brad Pitt and Chris Pine
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You can understand why gaymers keep him always bearded, because shaved he's a mogger
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He doesn't even have a face model because there isn't a guy who looks like this.

Also, the main villain of the game looks like Kurt Cobain with his beard and mustache shaved


What the fuck were they cooking when they made these character designs?! 😂
 
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I'll mention that Max Payne is quite Chad for a Rockstar protagonist, but even he at least was based on real people or male models
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But no such thing for Arthur.
He's too Chad to be real
 
Cj and niko look alright to decent but vercetti is chad too.just hard to tell with ps2 graphics. His box art he is chad
 
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Cj and niko look alright to decent but vercetti is chad too.just hard to tell with ps2 graphics. His box art he is chad
Good point actually. If he was remade with modern graphics, perhaps...
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Also I gotta disagree with you about Niko and CJ
They're both average at best
 
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Good point actually. If he was remade with modern graphics, perhaps...
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Also I gotta disagree with you about Niko and CJ
They're both average at best
Trevor is above avg he has that darktriad look to him..

I remember when i used to be on discord there was a fan server of him full of girls
 
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Trevor is above avg he has that darktriad look to him..
Nha, he's completely fucked. Bald, pug face, absolutely animalistic looking
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Maybe pre-timeskip Trevor, but even he's norwooding and has got a shit nose, generally ugly face
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I remember when i used to be on discord there was a fan server of him full of girls
No idea about that.
What’s his appeal?
 
 
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Go shill your threads somewhere else
 
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