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She told me what happens if u text and my dad sees it? then later when dumped me said "don't ever text me ever again or i will tell my dad" etc. so i come up with a 200 IQ idea of an excuse to text her again. i copy pasted one of these ad sms that is ultra common these days in this shit hole as my SMS then added this at the end .

"can we please talk i'm suicidal rn". and sent it. holy fuck
Hot Sauce Crying GIF by First We Feast: Hot Ones


the thing is, i don't even know if it's her number i'm texting. i deleted her contact and phone number when she dumped me. and i dont save numbers of people who call me. i just guessed by the time of call but there was too many calls in that specific time of the day where she called me.
 
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move on
 
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Most contexted .org tale
 
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inb4 she sucks ur dick
 
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inb4 she sucks ur dick
i'm 100% sure she'd never open this sms to read the end of it. us Iranians have developed this anti ad muscle memory thing that when we read first 5 words of a text and it's ad-y, automatically delete or ignored.
 
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i'm 100% sure she'd never open this sms to read the end of it. us Iranians have developed this anti ad muscle memory thing that when we read first 5 words of a text and it's ad-y, automatically delete or ignored.
everybody does that jfl
but idk why u think that text sounds like an ad
i would personally attach a photo of u cutting ur throat or wrist with a blade and cry
 
everybody does that jfl
but idk why u think that text sounds like an ad
i would personally attach a photo of u cutting ur throat or wrist with a blade and cry
thats not the text, thats what i added at the end. if she has saved me as contact, and she cares about me to a point that she checks the text even tho it's ad-y and reads it and replay to me, i'd know if she likes me or not.
 
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i'm 100% sure she'd never open this sms to read the end of it. us Iranians have developed this anti ad muscle memory thing that when we read first 5 words of a text and it's ad-y, automatically delete or ignored.
How is "im going to kms if you dont text" me ad-like?
 
How is "im going to kms if you dont text" me ad-like?
why can't u guys understand? the end part is not supposed to be ad-like. only the first part that appears in text msg thumbnails etc. people don't open them cuz ad. if u open the text then my text appears below which is what i wanted to text her but coudn't because she threatened me that if i text her again and her father see it would be brutally over for me and i'd be fired from job etc.
so i made this format of texting in case she got really mad at me texting her again, i could say no one would check this text.
omfg i can't believe ihave to explain
 
I love the schizos that post like we're living inside their head
 
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She told me what happens if u text and my dad sees it? then later when dumped me said "don't ever text me ever again or i will tell my dad" etc. so i come up with a 200 IQ idea of an excuse to text her again. i copy pasted one of these ad sms that is ultra common these days in this shit hole as my SMS then added this at the end .

"can we please talk i'm suicidal rn". and sent it. holy fuck
Hot Sauce Crying GIF by First We Feast: Hot Ones


the thing is, i don't even know if it's her number i'm texting. i deleted her contact and phone number when she dumped me. and i dont save numbers of people who call me. i just guessed by the time of call but there was too many calls in that specific time of the day where she called me.
You are the lowest form of scum that is the behavior of a woman. And not just a woman but an extremely emotional one.

You are not remotely a man, what a disgusting means of begging for attention. Truly you make me sick and I hope you realize you are an emotionsly immature child.
 

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