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Jason Voorhees

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Everything I need is basically handed to me right in my room. I just drift between sleeping, gaming, watching whatever I want and staring at the ceiling

And today was peak cosy. My gf fed me homemade Hyderabadi chicken biryani. Not just served but fed. The whole vibe was so soft and intimate. I love her so much.

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The biryani was insane as always rich, spicy, aromatic and I instantly knocked out into the most perfect nap.

And then I woke up and binge watched severence and finished the season 1. Really good series btw. Thx for the recommendation @TechnoBoss @BigBallsLarry what I loved about the series was the visuals.

Absolutely stunning visuals seemed like I was watching a multi million dollar Chris nolan movie or something. The storyline is great. Bit of a mirror held up to my existential dread I feel sometimes as a corporate drone. Tho I can't Help but feel the romances were forced. Irving ร— Burt romance in particular felt like setup exactly for the episode 9 heartbreak and for a show about emotional numbness and corporate slavery. I felt this was a bit out of the way. Still a great show. My rating 8.75/10

So that was my day. I am very independent person generally and do everything on my own and never ask for help so this was a nice.

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But even with my need food, entertainment, rest instantly available that boredom still kept creeping in. Even with all the comfort I ended up doom scrolling, refreshing the same apps like it's a second heartbeat waiting for something to spark.

My mind was completely restless it is like my brain was telling me you are not built for this Jason. Anyway that's today's yap. Back to sleeping again.
 
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You're an injured curry cripple.
 
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Everything I need is basically handed to me right in my room. I just drift between sleeping, gaming, watching whatever I want and staring at the ceiling

And today was peak cosy. My gf fed me homemade Hyderabadi chicken biryani. Not just served but fed. The whole vibe was so soft and intimate. I love her so much.

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The biryani was insane as always rich, spicy, aromatic and I instantly knocked out into the most perfect nap.

And then I woke up and binge watched severence and finished the season 1. Really good series btw. Thx for the recommendation @TechnoBoss @BigBallsLarry what I loved about the series was the visuals.

Absolutely stunning visuals seemed like I was watching a multi million dollar Chris nolan movie or something. The storyline is great. Bit of a mirror held up to my existential dread I feel sometimes as a corporate drone. Tho I can't Help but feel the romances were forced. Irving ร— Burt romance in particular felt like setup exactly for the episode 9 heartbreak and for a show about emotional numbness and corporate slavery. I felt this was a bit out of the way. Still a great show. My rating 8.75/10

So that was my day. I am very independent person generally and do everything on my own and never ask for help so this was a nice.

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But even with my need food, entertainment, rest instantly available that boredom still kept creeping in. Even with all the comfort I ended up doom scrolling, refreshing the same apps like it's a second heartbeat waiting for something to spark.

My mind was completely restless it is like my brain was telling me you are not built for this Jason. Anyway that's today's yap. Back to sleeping again.
Fuck you Jason
 
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My ideal lifestyle.

Living the dream.
 
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Atleast I don't shit in the street
 
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Everything I need is basically handed to me right in my room. I just drift between sleeping, gaming, watching whatever I want and staring at the ceiling

And today was peak cosy. My gf fed me homemade Hyderabadi chicken biryani. Not just served but fed. The whole vibe was so soft and intimate. I love her so much.

View attachment 4354748

The biryani was insane as always rich, spicy, aromatic and I instantly knocked out into the most perfect nap.

And then I woke up and binge watched severence and finished the season 1. Really good series btw. Thx for the recommendation @TechnoBoss @BigBallsLarry what I loved about the series was the visuals.

Absolutely stunning visuals seemed like I was watching a multi million dollar Chris nolan movie or something. The storyline is great. Bit of a mirror held up to my existential dread I feel sometimes as a corporate drone. Tho I can't Help but feel the romances were forced. Irving ร— Burt romance in particular felt like setup exactly for the episode 9 heartbreak and for a show about emotional numbness and corporate slavery. I felt this was a bit out of the way. Still a great show. My rating 8.75/10

So that was my day. I am very independent person generally and do everything on my own and never ask for help so this was a nice.

View attachment 4354745

But even with my need food, entertainment, rest instantly available that boredom still kept creeping in. Even with all the comfort I ended up doom scrolling, refreshing the same apps like it's a second heartbeat waiting for something to spark.

My mind was completely restless it is like my brain was telling me you are not built for this Jason. Anyway that's today's yap. Back to sleeping again.
Your rating was pretty much aligned with most of the critics then (8.75-9)! I'm glad you're enjoying your days jason, it's not easy to get a good, well needed, stress-free break these days, so make the most of it before you return to your normal life!

Also, make sure your lady feels loved and appreciated for all the work she's been doing :Comfy: You guys have a special and real relationship, I'm rooting for it to last as long as possible. โค๏ธ
 
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That's great, I live like a pathetic incel.
 
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Everything I need is basically handed to me right in my room. I just drift between sleeping, gaming, watching whatever I want and staring at the ceiling

And today was peak cosy. My gf fed me homemade Hyderabadi chicken biryani. Not just served but fed. The whole vibe was so soft and intimate. I love her so much.

View attachment 4354748

The biryani was insane as always rich, spicy, aromatic and I instantly knocked out into the most perfect nap.

And then I woke up and binge watched severence and finished the season 1. Really good series btw. Thx for the recommendation @TechnoBoss @BigBallsLarry what I loved about the series was the visuals.

Absolutely stunning visuals seemed like I was watching a multi million dollar Chris nolan movie or something. The storyline is great. Bit of a mirror held up to my existential dread I feel sometimes as a corporate drone. Tho I can't Help but feel the romances were forced. Irving ร— Burt romance in particular felt like setup exactly for the episode 9 heartbreak and for a show about emotional numbness and corporate slavery. I felt this was a bit out of the way. Still a great show. My rating 8.75/10

So that was my day. I am very independent person generally and do everything on my own and never ask for help so this was a nice.

View attachment 4354745

But even with my need food, entertainment, rest instantly available that boredom still kept creeping in. Even with all the comfort I ended up doom scrolling, refreshing the same apps like it's a second heartbeat waiting for something to spark.

My mind was completely restless it is like my brain was telling me you are not built for this Jason. Anyway that's today's yap. Back to sleeping again.
dnrd but your thoughts on this 6'7 indian?
 
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@HowToBasic fuck you nigga
 
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There's a season 3? I thought there were only 2 seasons
Youโ€™re right, there is no season 3:lul: I guess I just imagined it in my head as itโ€™s been a month since I watched the show. But season 2 is still better
 
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Mirin. But you didn't have to zoom in that closely into the biryani bhai :fuk:
 
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Maggots
 
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Everything I need is basically handed to me right in my room. I just drift between sleeping, gaming, watching whatever I want and staring at the ceiling

And today was peak cosy. My gf fed me homemade Hyderabadi chicken biryani. Not just served but fed. The whole vibe was so soft and intimate. I love her so much.

View attachment 4354748

The biryani was insane as always rich, spicy, aromatic and I instantly knocked out into the most perfect nap.

And then I woke up and binge watched severence and finished the season 1. Really good series btw. Thx for the recommendation @TechnoBoss @BigBallsLarry what I loved about the series was the visuals.

Absolutely stunning visuals seemed like I was watching a multi million dollar Chris nolan movie or something. The storyline is great. Bit of a mirror held up to my existential dread I feel sometimes as a corporate drone. Tho I can't Help but feel the romances were forced. Irving ร— Burt romance in particular felt like setup exactly for the episode 9 heartbreak and for a show about emotional numbness and corporate slavery. I felt this was a bit out of the way. Still a great show. My rating 8.75/10

So that was my day. I am very independent person generally and do everything on my own and never ask for help so this was a nice.

View attachment 4354745

But even with my need food, entertainment, rest instantly available that boredom still kept creeping in. Even with all the comfort I ended up doom scrolling, refreshing the same apps like it's a second heartbeat waiting for something to spark.

My mind was completely restless it is like my brain was telling me you are not built for this Jason. Anyway that's today's yap. Back to sleeping again.
Lucky ass motherfucker
 
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Everything I need is basically handed to me right in my room. I just drift between sleeping, gaming, watching whatever I want and staring at the ceiling

And today was peak cosy. My gf fed me homemade Hyderabadi chicken biryani. Not just served but fed. The whole vibe was so soft and intimate. I love her so much.

View attachment 4354748

The biryani was insane as always rich, spicy, aromatic and I instantly knocked out into the most perfect nap.

And then I woke up and binge watched severence and finished the season 1. Really good series btw. Thx for the recommendation @TechnoBoss @BigBallsLarry what I loved about the series was the visuals.

Absolutely stunning visuals seemed like I was watching a multi million dollar Chris nolan movie or something. The storyline is great. Bit of a mirror held up to my existential dread I feel sometimes as a corporate drone. Tho I can't Help but feel the romances were forced. Irving ร— Burt romance in particular felt like setup exactly for the episode 9 heartbreak and for a show about emotional numbness and corporate slavery. I felt this was a bit out of the way. Still a great show. My rating 8.75/10

So that was my day. I am very independent person generally and do everything on my own and never ask for help so this was a nice.

View attachment 4354745

But even with my need food, entertainment, rest instantly available that boredom still kept creeping in. Even with all the comfort I ended up doom scrolling, refreshing the same apps like it's a second heartbeat waiting for something to spark.

My mind was completely restless it is like my brain was telling me you are not built for this Jason. Anyway that's today's yap. Back to sleeping again.
Peak
 
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Nice!

Sounds good

Have you seen the England cricket test match?
 
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@Sprinkles
 
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Everything I need is basically handed to me right in my room. I just drift between sleeping, gaming, watching whatever I want and staring at the ceiling

And today was peak cosy. My gf fed me homemade Hyderabadi chicken biryani. Not just served but fed. The whole vibe was so soft and intimate. I love her so much.

View attachment 4354748

The biryani was insane as always rich, spicy, aromatic and I instantly knocked out into the most perfect nap.

And then I woke up and binge watched severence and finished the season 1. Really good series btw. Thx for the recommendation @TechnoBoss @BigBallsLarry what I loved about the series was the visuals.

Absolutely stunning visuals seemed like I was watching a multi million dollar Chris nolan movie or something. The storyline is great. Bit of a mirror held up to my existential dread I feel sometimes as a corporate drone. Tho I can't Help but feel the romances were forced. Irving ร— Burt romance in particular felt like setup exactly for the episode 9 heartbreak and for a show about emotional numbness and corporate slavery. I felt this was a bit out of the way. Still a great show. My rating 8.75/10

So that was my day. I am very independent person generally and do everything on my own and never ask for help so this was a nice.

View attachment 4354745

But even with my need food, entertainment, rest instantly available that boredom still kept creeping in. Even with all the comfort I ended up doom scrolling, refreshing the same apps like it's a second heartbeat waiting for something to spark.

My mind was completely restless it is like my brain was telling me you are not built for this Jason. Anyway that's today's yap. Back to sleeping again.
@Sprinkles

watch the last kingdom
 
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Everything I need is basically handed to me right in my room. I just drift between sleeping, gaming, watching whatever I want and staring at the ceiling

And today was peak cosy. My gf fed me homemade Hyderabadi chicken biryani. Not just served but fed. The whole vibe was so soft and intimate. I love her so much.

View attachment 4354748

The biryani was insane as always rich, spicy, aromatic and I instantly knocked out into the most perfect nap.

And then I woke up and binge watched severence and finished the season 1. Really good series btw. Thx for the recommendation @TechnoBoss @BigBallsLarry what I loved about the series was the visuals.

Absolutely stunning visuals seemed like I was watching a multi million dollar Chris nolan movie or something. The storyline is great. Bit of a mirror held up to my existential dread I feel sometimes as a corporate drone. Tho I can't Help but feel the romances were forced. Irving ร— Burt romance in particular felt like setup exactly for the episode 9 heartbreak and for a show about emotional numbness and corporate slavery. I felt this was a bit out of the way. Still a great show. My rating 8.75/10

So that was my day. I am very independent person generally and do everything on my own and never ask for help so this was a nice.

View attachment 4354745

But even with my need food, entertainment, rest instantly available that boredom still kept creeping in. Even with all the comfort I ended up doom scrolling, refreshing the same apps like it's a second heartbeat waiting for something to spark.

My mind was completely restless it is like my brain was telling me you are not built for this Jason. Anyway that's today's yap. Back to sleeping again.
The life of a rich curry is better than the life of 99% of pinkies from what Iโ€™ve read here
 
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What else do you need in life
 
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Ouch. How would it happen
 
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Iโ€™m happy for you :owo:
 
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That's not your foot being broken LOL. That's nothing.
 
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I can't enjoy games or any media anymore. Every time I try to play video games I stop after 30 mins. I have a voice in my head saying:" you goyimn slave you're wasting your time. You should make money. Where is your wife and kids? You're getting old and ugly there is no more time left. What are you doing? The Jews are laughing at you while you play this goyslop". Sadly I can't enjoy gaming anymore
 
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Same
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