I'm Living Proof that Money Doesn't Attract Women

[Deleted member 13367]

I currently have about $600,000 saved, and will likely become a millionaire in the next 2-4 years. Doesn't mean shit, though, because women don't get wet for Benjamin Franklin, they get wet for Chad.

Chad has 3 critical qualities that every man must possess in order to have a normal sex life. They are:

- Youth
- Looks
- A neurotypical personality

Notice that I didn't include money? That's right. It's totally unnecessary. A penniless, young Chad will get hot monkey sex from Stacies on the regular, while an affluent guy like me will rot in his apartment, posting threads on incel forums, and taking breaks to jerk off to Pornhub.

Anyone who claims that money will make you sexually desirable to women is either coping really hard, or he's a fucking moron with no self awareness.

 

[khvirgin]

Just travel to the third world and lure women

 

[Chadakin]

Benjamin Franklin slayed

 

[Deleted member 15129]

Get surgery wtf are you doing. You could get every surgery on the forum for that much saved. How did you make so much anyways?

 

[LipstickAlley]

Fucking classic thread

I'm Living Proof that Money Doesn't Attract Women

I currently have about $600,000 saved, and will likely become a millionaire in the next 2-4 years. Doesn't mean shit, though, because women don't get wet for Benjamin Franklin, they get wet for Chad. Chad has 3 critical qualities that every man must possess in order to have a normal sex life...

incels.is

 

[Deleted member 13367]

Get surgery wtf are you doing. You could get every surgery on the forum for that much saved. How did you make so much anyways?

I am getting double jaw surgery and probably cheekbone implants at some point. Its a little difficult atm cause I live with my parents and have to studycel for university jfl

 

[Deleted member 15129]

I am getting double jaw surgery and probably cheekbone implants at some point. Its a little difficult atm cause I live with my parents and have to studycel for university jfl

Why even do university if you are becoming a millionaire?

 

[Deleted member 13367]

Why even do university if you are becoming a millionaire?

its a pasta jfl

 

[Deleted member 15129]

its a pasta jfl

Jfl pastapilled once again

 

[Deleted member 14543]

'
I remember watching "The Dating Game" when I was a kid.
So, the woman chooses "bachelor #2". But first, she had to meet the 2 guys she didn't choose.
Out comes bachelor #1, an average guy. She shakes his hand politely, and he walks off.
Then, out comes bachelor #3 (the other guy she didn't choose). A diminutive (about 5'3") Chad appears from behind the wall. As soon as she laid eyes on him, she shrieked in excitement, grabbed him, and started making out with him right there on national TV in front of a live audience. I never forgot this. It forever proved to me that looks>height. Any day of the week, including Sundays and holidays.'

literal lifefuel, gonna have a spring in my step tomorrow

 

[crosshold]

can you give me 10k for a chin wing?

 

[GreenHat500]

Why not just escortmax then? lol. I mean It shouldn't be too expensive for a rich man like u.